Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!

Oh, look – another untraceable tape  from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because  Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?

Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.

They Know What Osama Bin Laden Ate Last Night

Our loving, caring government knows what Osama Bin Laden wore yesterday. They know what he ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They even know what time the famous terr’rist goes night-night. And, get this: They always receive those always convenient, yet always untraceable tapes of his. According to the FBICIA, he’s somewhere betweem Afghanistan and Pakistan, trying to plot another attack on US soil. Oh, what a way to prove he’s really, umm, Barack Obama’s second cousin. Who’s bin Lyin’?

Report: Hippies We Were Right All Long, Bush Lied About Iraq

Hello dumb American! How are you? Fine? Good! Today the Senate Intelligence Committee, which consists of both Democrats and Republicans, got together to played another game of pretend, because this is election season, and that is what congress people do around this time. They screw the citizens over throughout the years, and play “good cop” once election is near. So, what’s today’s revelation? Bush exaggerated (the word here is lie, but this is pretend, remember?) intelligence on Iraq. And get this: the vast majority on the committee voted for the Iraq war resolution! In other words, they are complicit enablers who gives the Bush cartel whatever he needs to commit his crimes. And, we continue to be good Americans and vote for them.