Sen. Byrd Says Obama’s A Wannabe Dictator

Senator Robert KKK Byrd has called on Obama to stop the attempt at turning America into a dictatorship like his cousin, George Bush, tried to do. Byrd issued a letter of concern to Obama, bitching about the decision to implement several divisions within the White House, for example, the ”climate change”  and “health reform” divisions, all of which don’t require congressional approval, not that congress would deny them, but… MORE>

Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon

According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.

Dick Cheney Is So Mean To West Virginians

“You can say those things when you’re not running for re-election.”

That is what illegal vice president Dick Cheney said after making an incest joke about West Virginians. Speaking before an audience at a luncheon at the National Presstitute Club, Cheney explained his ancestry and mentioned that he had relatives with the surname Cheney on both sides of his family. He then said, “And we don’t even live in West Virginia.” The audience might have went “HAHAHAHAHAHA,” but state politicians such as Governor Manchin and Sen. Robert KKK Byrd were not. HAHAHAHAHAHA’ing.

But we will HAHAHAHAHAHA at the KKK state for being so stupid. They handed Bush the state in 2000 and also in 2004.

Senator Byrd Hospitalized For — We Don’t Know

Another one of Obama’s endorsers is in the hospital for whatever reason. Senator Robert KKK Byrd, who endorsd Obama for president two weeks ago, was rushed to the hospital after feeling ill. No word on his condition, but we’re hoping the 90 years old recovering racist recovers, because Obama needs him to win over some of those racist, stuck-in-the-past West Virginia folk. Yeah, we know that’s a really insensitive thing to say, but the guy is freggin’ 90 years old for crying out loud.

The Tide Is Turning: Obama Gets KKK Endorsement

Senator Robert KKK Byrd of West Virginia has endorsed Barack Obama for president today – despite the fact that Hillary won super big in his state last week. The 90 years old ex-sheethead cites Obama’s supposed opposition to the “war” in Iraq as the main reason for giving him his endorsement. So, Hillary must be pissed, considering how she relies heavily on white racists KKK West Virginians to keep beating hear dead horse of a candidacy.