Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon

According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.

Caroline Kennedy Does Not Mind Being Compared To JLo

Hank Sheinkopf thought he was making a valid point when he compared Caroline Kennedy to JLo, but Mrs. Kennedy is completely fine with it, because the Bronx born Latina “looks good.” In terms of public policy, however, Kennedy does not think the two are comparable. But, who cares? It’s the senate – an American political entity with an approval rating of 9 – 15 percent – depending on who’s doing the polling. In other words, Kennedy does not have to have a resume as thick as JLo’s ass to be qualified. All that is required is the willingness to sell her soul to AIPAC and the other powers that control our Federal government.

Caroline Kennedy Wants Hillary Clinton’s Senate Seat, And That’s A Fact

Desperate to continue the Liberal Kennedy legacy after he goes bye-bye, Ted Kennedy took the man often dubbed as the black JFK, Kenyan born Muslim Barack Obama, under his wings, and enthusiastically passed him the ultra-Liberal Kennedy torch. But that was before, when what’s left of the Kennedy clan did not express an interest in a senatorial seat. However, today his lovely niece Caroline Kennedy has publicized her deep interest in running for Hillary Clinton’s soon-to-be- vacated Senate seat. Instead of paying for it like Barack Obama’s people tried to do, she’ll just get it for free,  which means Uncle Ted can just throw Obama under the famous political expediency bus, since nobody does it like the Kennedys do it.