The Senate Will Again Be All White Once Roland “Too Black And Too Proud” Burris Leaves, But Who Cares?
When not busy publishing propaganda stories to further subjugate America’s collective thoughts, the Washington Post writes non-stories about how the senate is a modern Jim Crow-era club and how the upcoming departure of token black Senator Roland Burris will re-segregate the senate, and also how black politicians have a hard time garnering large amounts of support because they’re not Barack Obama. Burris, who was handpicked by his white hero Rob Blagojevich last year to replace Barack Obama, but was classified as “too black and too proud” by Harry “Negro dialect” Reid, won’t run for re-election because he’s just “too black and too proud” to raise funds to compete with with the white man. MORE>
The UN Wants To Continue Their Killing Spree Against Haitians; Warns The Hungry Are Turning ‘Violent’
Now that the light is shining over Haiti, the United Nations, which has been murdering and raping Haitians since they started occupying the country in 2004, needs an excuse to continue committing more violence against the Haitian people, who have become increasingly frustrated due to their living conditions and also with the US puppet government, René Préval . Allegedly, 20 armed Haitians, out of millions of Haitians displaced, attempted to attack an aid convoy. Let’s pretend thousands of US, UN, and foreign troops aren’t in Haiti, though. MORE>
Too Bad, Liberals: Limbaugh Is Not Dead; Resting Comfortably
No, the Liberals did not get their wish this time. Rush Limbaugh is allegedly still alive and is “resting comfortably” in some hospital in Hawaii. So maybe Obama willl pay him a visit?
Right Wing Propagandist Rush Limbaugh Rushed To The Hospital
The media is reporting that redneck hero Rush Limbaugh, who is actually vacationing in Hawaii not far from his favorite prez Obama, was rushed to the hospital after complaining of chest discomfort.
So what sent old Rush to the hospital? Oxycontin? Too much chicken grease? Or maybe it’s the constant yelling and propaganda spewing that took a toll on his health?
Oh Jeezus, let the man recover soon, please. What would the 20 million or so idiots who gleefully ingest his lies on a daily basis do without him? Scary.
Dumb CNN Poll Claims Most Americans Support Afghanistan Troop Surge
CNN has another dumb poll out that suggests most Americans support Obama’s decision to send another 17 thousand troops to Afganistan. They survey, like, 5 people, and that’s enough to assume the majority of Americans want to prolong a “war” that can’t be won.
So it’s true – CNN works for Obama as Fox noose works for the Rethugs.
Are The Profiteers Ready To Unsanitize Their War Business?
The war pimps have ordered their presstitutes to start displaying the flag-draped coffins of dead soldiers, which has been banned by Dubya’s handlers a few years ago. Some want to claim the ban was due to ”privacy concerns,” but it’s really an example of how the war profiteers sanitize the images of war, because war is (gasp!) bad for our souls, and if we, the people, see the realities of war, their war businesses will go totally bankrupt. MORE>
Dumb Polls: Obama Hypnotized 68% Of Speech Viewers
A whopping 484 Americans took a dumb CNN Poll, and so now they claim two-thirds of American’s who watched Obama’s speech are in a state of utter elation over the economy.
Where Bush Left Off: Obama Ready To Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran?
Now that Obama got his stimulus stimulated, he’s ready to move on to bigger and better things, like bombing Iran. The propagandists over there at the teevee noose stations have been working overtime this week, to employ the same scare tactics that got us into Iraq several years ago: Iran is evil and it has nukes. We must bomb them before they bomb us. Bleh. MORE>
No Love For Hamas From Kerry And ‘Em
Sen. John Kerry was granted permission by his AIPAC masters to visit the Gaza strip today, under the condition that he doesn’t start feeling sorry for the innocent Palestinians or initiate any type of dialogue with Hamas. MORE>
Finally! Obama Admits He’s A Muslim
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but during an interview with Arab tv news station, al-Arabiya., our prez Obama admitted to having Muslims in his family, which is an indication that he was probably once a Muslim during his childhood years, or something like that. But that’s not important – what’s important is his willingness to speak with the Arab media while saying shit like “We are not your enemy.” MORE>
