Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!

Oh, look – another untraceable tape  from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because  Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?

Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.

Terr’rist Says Ugly, Mean Things About Obama

Oh, well lookee here. Here’s another one of those untraceable tapes by evil terr’rist Ayman al-Zawahiri, better known as Al Qaeda numere dos. al-Zawahiri , with his mean self, either rose from the dead or crawled out his cave just to scold Barack Obama for being the ass kisser House Negro that he is. Zahawi went on and on about Obama’s proposed foreign policy, but we think his reason for scolding Obama has more to do with the fact that Obama repeatedly throws Islam under a bus just to kiss Whitey’s white ass.