House Approves 410 Billion Dollar Porky Spending Bill
The house passed another massively massive bill today, because they love to spend money they don’t have. It’s pretty porky, and includes some really weird shit about Cuba and a few billions for Master Israel to finish killing off the Palestinians. Of course, the Conservatives pretend to be outraged, since it’s not one of their own in office, but they love to spend what’s not theirs, too.
Dumb Polls: Liberals Are Intolerant People
According to another dumb ass CNN poll, most Americans support bipartisanship, but liberals aren’t so liberal ’bout working with the other party.
Out of the Democrats surveyed, only 40% would have preferred a bipartisan approach to the “stimulus” bill.
How about nonpartisanship? Being a partisan hack is so not right.
Ron Paul Rails Against GOP Sellouts Who Agreed To Stimulate Obama’s Package
Congressman Ron Paul wants to make it clear that the three GOP senators who decided to jump on Obama’ stimulus bandwagon are spineless suckers. He also praised his fellow GOP’ers for standing up to Obama and the other big spending Democrats, but wondered why they didn’t exercise the same restraint when that Republican socialist, George Bush was spending like mad.
“It is like they’re born-again budget conservatives,” Paul said. “Where were we in the past eight years, when we could have done something? And you see our last eight years that has set this situation up. So we can’t blame the Democrats for the conditions we have. We have to blame both parties and presidents of the last several decades to have generated this huge government.”
See, we like Ron Paul. He, unlike the vast majority of his party members, puts America and reason before partisanship.
Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon
According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.
Ooops – Jill Biden Was Not Supposed To Say That
See, we told you all those politicians are in bed together. In an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show, Jill Biden said her husband had a choice between Vice President and Secretary of State, and, of course, he picked Vice President.
“Joe had the choice to be secretary of state or vice president,” she said, until her husband shushed her for exposing the Democraticpolitical orgy.
Of course, Biden’s spokesperson denied it, as if Jill Biden is lying, whatever:
“To be clear, President-elect Obama offered Vice President-elect Biden one job only – to be his running mate, and the vice president-elect was thrilled to accept the offer.”
Say it ain’t so Joe? Is he, via his spokesperson, calling his own wife a liar? But she’s not a liar.
Shocker: Obama Supported Marriage For The Gays Prior To Selling His Soul For The Political Limelight
According to Chicago based GLBT news group, Windy City Times, Barack Obama was once a proponent of marriage equality for the gays, and they have the ultimate proof of that! Back in 1996, when he was running for the Illinois senate seat, Obama filled out a gay marriage survey, and checked all yeses on behalf of the gays, because, back then, he had no aspirations to become president of the United States. So, anyway, according to the survey, he not only expressed full support, but he also vowed to fight against any legislation that sought to prohibit gay marriage. What?
But that was then, and this is now. ‘O reportedly revised his stance after he left the Illinois senate to become a US senator. In other words, he sold his soul to become a US senator, and then US president. So maybe he still secretly supports marriage for the gays, like he’s secretly a Moslem? And what else is he in secret?
Finally: Al Franken Wins, Dumb Senate Race Is Over
Finally, the Minnesota Senate race is over – we think. See, Franken won by a measly 225 votes, but Coleman plans to challenge the recount in court, because he’s a fucking sore loser. Indeed, Coleman will be wasting his time, and hurray to Franken for finally having a real job. The question is will Franken – who promised to have a backbone if he wins – carry out his promise, or will he sell his soul like the rest? He’ll sell his soul like the rest.
Al Franken Wins For Now
Yippie! Al Franken is currently in the lead, by a whopping 50 or so votes. But it ain’t over ‘till it’s over – and we’re not sure when that will be, if ever. Not only are there ballots yet to be counted, but both sides will continue to cry fraud and bitch about whatever power-hungry politicians, or wanna-be politicians, usually bitch about.
New York Governor David Paterson Wants To Tax Your Every Move
New York Governor David Paterson wants to tax the already taxed-out New Yorkers, because he’s a Democrat, and that’s what they do to make you middle class people better people, and America a better place to live. But, then again – the current illegal white house occupant, George Bush, taxes you just as much, in order to bomb the hell out of Iraq and Afghanistan, to make them better places, and make his already rich Wall Street buddies, better people. And, of course, the American people continue to vote for the “lesser” of the two evils, as if evil ain’t evil, and there ain’t no Ron Paul Revolution going on up in here.
Caroline Kennedy Wants Hillary Clinton’s Senate Seat, And That’s A Fact
Desperate to continue the Liberal Kennedy legacy after he goes bye-bye, Ted Kennedy took the man often dubbed as the black JFK, Kenyan born Muslim Barack Obama, under his wings, and enthusiastically passed him the ultra-Liberal Kennedy torch. But that was before, when what’s left of the Kennedy clan did not express an interest in a senatorial seat. However, today his lovely niece Caroline Kennedy has publicized her deep interest in running for Hillary Clinton’s soon-to-be- vacated Senate seat. Instead of paying for it like Barack Obama’s people tried to do, she’ll just get it for free, which means Uncle Ted can just throw Obama under the famous political expediency bus, since nobody does it like the Kennedys do it.
