Barack Obama Fails To Tell Us The Real Reason Why Haiti Matters To The Us
The con-artist formerly known as Obama has taken some time off his “busy” schedule to express his alleged support for Haiti via a Newsweek article. There he highlighted why Haiti matters.
Please remember that Obama always says the opposite of what he means. So when he expresses his eagerness to help Haiti, he doesn’t really mean it, ok? MORE>
Anti-Haitian President And Former Presidents Unite To ‘Help’ Haiti
These three political stooges, Bush, Clinton, and Obama, have decided to put their so-called political differences aside to “help” Haiti. The funny thing is, however, all three of them promoted Anti-Haitian policies. MORE>
Everyone And Their Mother Is Linked To Al Kada These Days
Obama is back from spending your tax dollars vacationing in Hawaii, and now he’s ringing in the new year with better bullshitting skills. Just ignore his so-called mortgage modification program that saves you an average of 60 cents a month, or his stimulus package that did nothing but stimulate corporate America’s package, or his failure to tackle economic problems at home. Instead, let’s listen to the president convince us of how the penis bomber was sent by Al Kada and how the dictator of Yemen has asked America to help liberate him from Al Kada, and how Al Kada’s gonna gitcha, and how he’s dedicated to working for you.
War Pimps Using Same Tired Pick-up Lines On Americans To Start New Wars
Boy-oh-boy. The warmongers really do rely on the dangerously short American attention span to cook up justifications to wage war on other countries. For example, how Iran is currently breaking UN sanctions by attempting to smuggle uranium from Kazakhstan, did you know that? MORE>
But Liberating Yemen Was Not A Promise Made By Obama
When the bitter White people were expressing fear of Obama during the primary season, many people, especially the Obamatards, thought those fears were unfounded and rooted in racism. Surely, most of the bitters were afraid of a Negro-Jihadist invasion of the White House, but it turns out that Obama is in fact a very dangerous man. And it’s not because he’s a half-breed Muslin, or because he dances like a chicken, or because he thinks there are 57 states in America. MORE>
Tomorrow, Ronald Burris Will Admit He Hooked Blago Up With Some Cash
Roland Burris now admits he tried to raise money for Blagojevich, although he denied it yesterday and the day before. But why would he admit it now? Is it because he’s trying to be a good honest Christian man, or is this an early attempt at damage control before more of FBI tapes are released? Hmmmm.
Will Roland Burris Get Lynched Before Illinoisans Vote Him Out In 2010?
Sen. Ronald Burris woke up defending himself against allegations that he hooked Blagojevich up with some campaign cash. And the Illinois GOP are calling on him to step aside, because they want a chance in Liberal Illinois. MORE>
Fear Monger Obama Says No More America If Stimulus Not Passed
According to Obama, we’re all gonna die if his stimulus thingy doesn’t pass, pronto. Apparently, that thingy of his is supposed to prevent the current recession -- that those $600 rebate checks were supposed to prevent from occurring in the first place - from turning into a depression. Yeah, it’s complicated. MORE>
Obama Wants Your Sympathy: Admits He Fucked Up
So now that Daschle is gone, Obama wants to pretend as if he’s sorry for picking a lobbyist whore tax cheat to “reform” health care. Like his buddy Rod Blagojevich, Obama went on every tv noose station to charm his way out of the mess he’s created for himself and for those of who have been waiting patiently for change. But we here are not buying his bullshit. MORE>
Prez Obama Happy To See Blagojevich Go
Obama is relieved that Blago has been kicked out of Illinois politics. Here’s his statement:
“Today ends a painful episode for Illinois. For months, the state had been crippled by a crisis of leadership. Now that cloud has lifted. I wish Governor Quinn the best and pledge my full cooperation as he undertakes his new responsibilities.” MORE>
