So What Prompted Princess Caroline To Withdraw Her Senate Bid?
Everybody and their momma have a theory about Caroline Kennedy’s sudden decision to give up on her senate bid, so we’ve decided to come up with our own. Ok, so, are you ready? The reason why Kennedy decided to withdraw her bid is because the seat is haunted!
Remember Hillary Clinton is the wicked witch of Arkansas? That’s it. Case closed.
Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon
According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.
Caroline Kennedy Meets With David Paterson, But For What?
Guess who hooked up recently? Caroline Kennedy and New York Gov. David Paterson. Unlike Rod Blagojevich, Paterson won’t auction off Hillary Clinton’s vacated Senate seat to the highest bidder – he’ll just give it away to Caroline Kennedy for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, because Paterson does not want to end up like his predecessor, Eliot Spitzer. Besides, he’s already confessed to his sins before he took oath, and he promised not to sin ever again. And, of course, Mrs. Kennedy is the daughter of a former president; therefore she’s entitled – unlike that redneck – third rate beauty queen – horny hocky mom, married to a Joe six pack - Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin Says Media Hatin’ On Her Because She’s Not A Kennedy
Sarah Palin refuses to just go away. The horny hockey mom was interviewed by some anti-Obama documentary person, because the racist idiots still can’t believe Obama won, since he’s got haffa’ negro blood running through dem veins, and Sarah Palin’s as white, pure, and pretty as snow. Anyway, so now she accuses the mainstream media of treating her unfairly, only because she’s a redneck Hillbilly from Alashker. Palin also said the media has embraced Caroline Kennedy’s senatorial endeavors, because she’s a member of the Kennedy clan, and she’s rich. What Palin did not say, however, is that Caroline does not use taxpayer dollars to pay for her kids’ travel expenses; nor does she use donor dollars to buy expensive clothes from Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue. Also, Mrs. Kennedy doesn’t say “nookular,” and she’s aware of the fact that Africa is a continent, and South Africa is an actual country. Oh, and Mrs. Kennedy knows what newspapers she reads – or does she? Hey, whatever happened to those Republican values, like personal responsibility?
Caroline Kennedy Does Not Mind Being Compared To JLo
Hank Sheinkopf thought he was making a valid point when he compared Caroline Kennedy to JLo, but Mrs. Kennedy is completely fine with it, because the Bronx born Latina “looks good.” In terms of public policy, however, Kennedy does not think the two are comparable. But, who cares? It’s the senate – an American political entity with an approval rating of 9 – 15 percent – depending on who’s doing the polling. In other words, Kennedy does not have to have a resume as thick as JLo’s ass to be qualified. All that is required is the willingness to sell her soul to AIPAC and the other powers that control our Federal government.
Caroline Kennedy Wants Hillary Clinton’s Senate Seat, And That’s A Fact
Desperate to continue the Liberal Kennedy legacy after he goes bye-bye, Ted Kennedy took the man often dubbed as the black JFK, Kenyan born Muslim Barack Obama, under his wings, and enthusiastically passed him the ultra-Liberal Kennedy torch. But that was before, when what’s left of the Kennedy clan did not express an interest in a senatorial seat. However, today his lovely niece Caroline Kennedy has publicized her deep interest in running for Hillary Clinton’s soon-to-be- vacated Senate seat. Instead of paying for it like Barack Obama’s people tried to do, she’ll just get it for free, which means Uncle Ted can just throw Obama under the famous political expediency bus, since nobody does it like the Kennedys do it.
Live @ DNC: Uncle Ted Passes Liberal Torch To Barack Obama!
Liberal lion Ted Kennedy proudly and loudly roared tonight at the Democratic National Convention! The ailing, yet energized lefty, willingly and enthusiastically passed the Kennedy-esque liberal torch to the black son he’s never had, and next president of the United States, Barack Obama.
It’s clear: the guy loves Obama - not a little bit, but a big bit. How else does one explain why he would allow this black, undercover Muslim who probably wasn’t even born in America, to continue the sacred Kennedy legacy? This is quite an honor.
Effing Ridiculous: Ralph Nader Thinks An Obama/Hillary Ticket Is “Smart”
Ralph Nader comes across as a very mindful guy. But why the hell is he endorsing an Obama/Hillary ticket?
From POLITICO.COM: “He just has to swallow hard and do what JFK did” in picking rival Lyndon Johnson in 1960, said the liberal activist and maverick presidential candidate.
Errr….Is Mr. Nader losing his bearings? Afterall, he’s ancient enough to remember how Mr. Kennedy’s ”hard swallowing” resulted in a bullet up the guy’s ass. Dear Nader: Please go away.
