Ravenously Horny Indian Governor Quits After Being Caught In A Ménage à Four
Narayan Dutt Tiwari is an Indian politician and governor of Andhra Pradesh, India. Well, he was until he was exposed as a horndog who knows no bounds, as he likes to do sexual things with multiple women…at the same time! MORE>
Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius Is Obama’s Pick For HHS Secretary
Oh goodie. President Obama reportedly picked Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius – who is a Democrat - to head the Health and Human Services department.
So They’re Saying Bobby Jindal’s ‘Breakthrough’ Speech Was Bad?
Here’s an Associated Presstitutes article that highlights all the prominent folks who felt Bobby Jindal’s speech last night sucked ass. Unfortunately, Jindal failed to hypnotize members of his own party, except for Rush Limbaugh, who defended the bootleg Obama who’ll never be Obama.
Gary Locke: Obama’s Third Contestant For Commerce Secretary Post
Here goes another one of Obama’s “trusted” appointees. His name is Gary Locke and he’s a former governor of the state of Washington. Oh, and he’s CHAH-NEEZE, and like Obama, he has a sob story about growing up in a working class environment, like the typical American, by the way.
Will Locke end up being exposed as another tax cheat, too? How about a politician who spreads his butt cheeks for corporations in exchange for political donations? Let’s hope not.
Bobby Jindal Is Campaigning Early For The White House
We’ve been seeing a lot of Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal these days. Is it because he has his eyes on the White House in 2012? Today, the guy who likes to dance with demons was sent by his Republican handlers to deliver a speech opposing Obama’s economic “recovery” plan. MORE>
Governor Schwarzenegger’s Package Stimulated
Like a typical politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger destroyed California, and the idiots who voted for him will foot the bill. The state legislator approved a “stimulus” package that Arnie will sign later in order to avoid “financial armageddon.” Californians will enjoy cuts in education, service for the poor, disabled, and elderly, and, best of all, tax hikes for all. Oh, and we almost forgot to mention the goodies for his Hollywood buddies.
Poll Says Paterson Is Screwed If Cuomo Runs In 2010
According to a newly released Quinnipiac University poll, Gov. Paterson would lose to Andrew Cuomo and tie with Rudy Giuliani if the gubernatorial election were today. Apparently, the folks of New York are still pissed off with Paterson for ditching Princess Caroline for that gun-crazy hillbilly, Kirsten Gillibrand. It’ll be funny if Gillibrand and Paterson get booted out. Where would they go?
Did “The Terminator” Destroy Cawifornia, Or What?
All Arnold Schwarzenegger had to do was flex those roided-up muscles of his and 5 million Californians voted for him. And what do they get in return? Well, nothing – just a state on the brink of collapse. Unless, of course, you consider a ballooning deficit, and one of the highest unemployment rates in the country, something. MORE>
Former Ebay CEO To Finish Destroying California, If She’s Elected
Word on the street is, the woman who ruined EBay, former CEO Meg Whitman, has confirmed she’s running for governor of California, because she wants to screw Californians like she screwed those poor EBay sellers with over-the-top fees, lack of customer service, and such. MORE>
NH Governor John Lynch Throws His Fellow Democrats Under A Bus
It looks like Obama picked Nafta-luvin’ Judd Gregg as secretary of commerce for nothing, because another Rethug, J Bonnie Newman, has been picked to fill Gregg’s vacated senate seat. Obama and the other Democrats thought they’d get that 60 vote majority they’ve been having wet dreams about, but it won’t happen, apparently. Oh well, better luck next time.
