Too Bad, Liberals: Limbaugh Is Not Dead; Resting Comfortably
No, the Liberals did not get their wish this time. Rush Limbaugh is allegedly still alive and is “resting comfortably” in some hospital in Hawaii. So maybe Obama willl pay him a visit?
Right Wing Propagandist Rush Limbaugh Rushed To The Hospital
The media is reporting that redneck hero Rush Limbaugh, who is actually vacationing in Hawaii not far from his favorite prez Obama, was rushed to the hospital after complaining of chest discomfort.
So what sent old Rush to the hospital? Oxycontin? Too much chicken grease? Or maybe it’s the constant yelling and propaganda spewing that took a toll on his health?
Oh Jeezus, let the man recover soon, please. What would the 20 million or so idiots who gleefully ingest his lies on a daily basis do without him? Scary.
Oh No! Limbaugh Thinks Ted Kennedy Will Be Dead Before Obama’s Health Care Bill Is Passed!
All of a sudden, what comes out of the mouth of Rush Limbaugh is more important than anything else in this world, including America’s downtrodden economy, because he’s so inspirational. Like, today on his radio show, he said Senator Ted Kennedy – who is suffering from brain cancer – will be dead before socialized medicine comes to America. MORE>
Did Sanjay Gupta Forget To Pay Taxes, Too?
It’s been confirmed that CNN’s TV medical guy Sanjay Gupta no longer wants to be considered for the Surgeon General post, but why? Could it be because he “forgot” to pay taxes on his 30k big pharma-sponsored speaking engagements? Or maybe the pretty boy doctuh doesn’t want to give up his lucrative tv career as a CNN medical propagandist, for some dumb government job? Who the heck knows…
So Why Won’t They Talk About Those Missile Strikes?
Barack Obama’s butt-boy, Robert Gibbs, does not want to talk about today’s missile strikes, and we’re not sure why. During his second White House briefing, Gibbs was asked by NBC’s Chuck Todd about those damn missile strikes that killed 19 people in Pakistan, and he said: “I’m not going to get into this matter.” MORE>
Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!
Oh, look – another untraceable tape from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?
Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.
Joe The Israeli Propagandist In Israel, Does Not Believe In Freedom Of The Press
Joe The Plumber is “reporting” from Israel, and as far as we know, the sellout is pretty content as a war propagandist for the foreign country. Whuddaphuck? How much did Israel pay this guy to help sell their crimes to the American public, that has become increasingly wary of Israel and it’s false cries of victimization?
“I’ll be honest with you: I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. (sic) I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what’s happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it’s asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for ‘em.
Now everyone’s got an opinion and wants to…down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers…I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you’re gonna sit there and say, ‘Well, look at this atrocity,’ well, you don’t know the whole story behind it half the time. So I think the media should have no business in it.”
Oh yeah, Joe? Say it ain’t so, Joe!
AIPAC Buys Joe The Plumber For An Undisclosed Amount
‘Member Joe The Plumber? The guy who was made famous by John McCain out of pure desperation on McCain’s part, and became a hero to Rednecks all over America? Well, he is to become a propagandist for Israel, out of pure desperation on Israel’s part. Apparently, buying our politicians is not enough – especially when so many Americans and non-Americans are waking up to the realization that Israel is not a victim – so now our citizens are being bought and paid for. MORE>
Liberals Remove Scott Mcclellan From Terrorist List
Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan appeared on D.L Hughley’s news show on CNN today – to not only profess his absolute distaste for George Bush, but to tell the world how much he loves Barack Obama and his politics of hope, change, and blah, blah, blah. McClellan is the second ex-Bush propagandist this week to endorse Obama for president, and also the second to be removed from the Liberal terrorist list. Like Colin Powell, he is all that and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos, now that he’s jumped on the Obama wagon. Forget his complicity in war crimes. The Liberal Gods have pardoned him, and all have been forgiven.
Mike Huckabee Will Join Fox News To Help Spead The Propaganda
Aside for writing a book about being a loser, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, will join Fox News as a commentator, contributing to election coverage. In other words, he will assist in spewing more propaganda, specifically against Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, at a time when the Republicans need it to help change their evil image around the nation. Good for him.
