Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste: America Invades Haiti
Let’s face it: The US government’s purpose of existing is to protect American interest around the world. It is a selfish and often criminal entity that can give a shit about anyone, including Americans. Americans are eating out of trash cans and sleeping in train tracks, foreclosure is through the roof, and so is unemployment. But somehow, Obama has made the catastrophe in Haiti his responsibility. MORE>
Anti-Haitian President And Former Presidents Unite To ‘Help’ Haiti
These three political stooges, Bush, Clinton, and Obama, have decided to put their so-called political differences aside to “help” Haiti. The funny thing is, however, all three of them promoted Anti-Haitian policies. MORE>
Copenhagen Craziness: Obama’s Breath Smells Like Sulfur, Too, According to Chavez
According to this extremely bad translation, Hugo Chavez, in Spanish, implied that “Noble War Prize” [winner], that is President Obama, like his predecessor and distance cousin on his White momma’s side, George Bush, is the devil, because, well, he smelled sulfur right after Obama left the room. “It keeps smelling of sulfur in the world,” Chavez asserted. MORE>
Where Bush Left Off: Bagram Detainees Have No Rights, Says Obama
Obama agrees with cousin Bush, again: Bagram detainees have no rights - none whatsoever. They cannot challenge their imprisonment. They’re nothing but a bunch of filthy animals, those pieces of shits. Phuck ‘em.
“America doesn’t torture.” Who said that?
Where Bush Left Off: Obama Adopts “State Secrets” From Cousin Bush
Back in ‘07, the radical-left-wing-communist-blah-blah-blah organization, ACLU, sued torture profiteer Jeppesen Dataplan, because the company took money from our government to transfer “terrorists” to supposedly lawless countries where international torture laws supposedly don’t apply. MORE>
Bailed Out Banks Sought Foreign Workers To Work For Your Stolen Tax Dollars
The Associated Presstitutes have finally conducted a meaningful investigation, which found that America’s top banks that received a piece of the TARP pie, actively sought foreign workers to “do the jobs Americans wouldn’t do.” In other words, the bankster gangsters hate you so much, that they’re not even willing to allow you to work for the money that your ”representatives” stole from you to give to them. MORE>
Boring Snippets Of Blago’s Conversation Released
So where’s the solid evidence against Gov. Blago, because we just don’t see it in the audio snippets that have been released. And why are audio snippets released against a guy who supposedly did something so horrible that impeachment is the only option? Is it because releasing the full recordings will implicate Obama’s Ziocon chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, and the racist segregationist Harry Reid? We need to hear the raw and sexy version, and we need to hear them now! Snippets are boring, and does not won’t satisfy our lust for juicy political scandals. MORE>
What A Sad Day: George Bush Finally Goes Home
George Bush has gone home, and Obama prepares to make the White House his home. Bush and his crime family flew back to Texas, while trying to hide their disappointment. The illegal honestly thought he’d be the next Hitler, but the plans did not work out as he and his handlers expected. Hey, maybe they’ll try and make a Hitler out of puppet Obama. After all, Obama does possess the Hitleresque oratory skills that we all love so much.
Anyhow, George Bush will be missed, for the reason that there won’t be anybody to blame for anything and everyhing.
Bank Of America Loses Big, But That’s Ok
Bank of America lost 2.4 billion in the fourth quarter only, and that’s ok, because, they’ll receive another 20 billion in welfare, on top of the 25 billion they received a few months ago from TARP, thanks to America’s unique generosity. Remember: We live in a new age now, where corporate handlers force their puppets in our government to socialize their lost profits, because why not?
George Bush Bids Farewell To America, Passes Torch To Cousin Obama
George Bush gave his final speech today, before heading to Texas. He thanked America for allowing him the opportunity to illegally and undemocratically serve two terms – something no other president before him was able to do, as far as we know. The never-been-elected prez did not achieve his sinister goal of becoming “president for life,” and that’s too bad, because that would have been great. Think about it: Now that he’s on his way out the door, who will we blame for everything now? So, yeah – George Bush will be missed.
According to Bush and Bush only, he improved:
1. America’s public schools
2. Iraq
3. Afghanistan
4. Aid to Veterans
5. Healthcare for the elderly
Hey, we hear delusional schizophrenia is common in alcoholics.
