Reich Wing Hero Joe The Plumber Selling Lots Of Books
Last we heard of ”Joe the Plumber,” was early January or something, when he was sold to Israel as a war propagandist for an undisclosed amount. But in the US now, as he was was spotted at a Border’s bookstore recently in DC, and there he sold an impressive 5 books. Maybe now he can afford to pay for the plumbing license he never had.
IS CNN Noose Stalking George Obama?
Ever since their messiah, Barack Obama, was installed as president of the United States, CNN and the other noose stations have scrambled to find relevant news. And that’s why they’re in Kenya, digging as much dirt as they can on Obama’s Kenyan half brother, George Obama. Obama was arrested in Kenya on Saturday for supposedly carrying a joint – CNN told us. Now they tells us that they contacted him, and not only was he released from jail, but all charges have been dropped, supposedly. MORE>
Desperate Times: Rethugs Got Their Token Black To Lead The RNC
Oh, how nice. The desperate Rethugs are trying to save their dying partay, so they pick some black guy – former Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele, to lead the Rethuglican National Committee. This meager attempt to make history is just too little, too late. There’s no way to revive the GOP, and that’s the truth. MORE>
Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!
Oh, look – another untraceable tape from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?
Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.
With Sarah Palin Gone, SNL Resorts To Insulting The Disabled
Oh, look – SNL losers think it’s cool to make fun of disabled people. Seriously, we would be HAHAHA’ing if this was funny, but it’s not. And that’s because Gov. Paterson is a Democrat, and we’re biased. No, really – there’s a stark difference between parodying the truth, like they did with Sarah Palin, and demoralizing a man who, despite his disability, made it this far on his own merit. Not only do voters know what a lieutenant governor does, but they fully approved of the man, and voted for Spitzer, knowing there was a chance Paterson would govern their state. So to portray him as some incompetent clown because of his disability is quite desperate on their part.
William Ayers Tells His Side Of The Story On Good Morning America
Aww, poor Chris. The butt-boy of ABC News is trying to “expose” the never-has-been relationship between William Ayers and Prez-elect Barack Obama. Not that having a close relationship with a highly respected educator like Ayers is a bad thing, anyway.
But, Kudos to Cuomo for being America’s hottest male presstitute. And, Kudos to Ayers for telling it like it is.
Does She Really Wanna Pal Around With A Guy Who Pals Around With Terrorists?
It was only a few weeks ago that Sarah Palin was accusing Barack Obama of being a far left, terrorist sympathizer. But, today, she wants to pal around with the president-elect and “work closely” with his administration in the name of “bipartisanship.” Ha! In other words, Palin is trying to find a clever way to keep her name in the limelight so that she can easily weasel her way into 2012’s presidential race.
Perhaps she should dedicate the next few months learning the seven continents – and other important stuff potential presidential candidates, and even governors, should know.
Sarah Palin Calls Her Anonymous Critics Jerk-Offs
Those who dare criticize the almighty Queen of the great state of Alaska, Sarah Palin, are jerks, and cowards, and liars, and idiots, and mean-spirited, and sexist, and partisan, and terrorist. In fact, it’s those folks from the anti-America parts of the United States who dislike her, simply because she’s a patriot; a maverick who took on her own party. Any criticism towards her is based out of jealousy. They’re jealous because she’s able to dress fashionably without spending her own cash.
Hey, don’t feel sorry for Mrs. Palin. Being in the limelight is what she wants, as it prepares her to run in 2012.
So Much For Spreading The Wealth, Obama
Surprise! Barack Obama is not practicing his own socialistic, “spread the wealth,” economic philosophy. The man, who loves to preach, is just not abiding by his own words these days. And we know because desperate rethugs made a weak attempt to launch an “October Surprise” against the Democratic contender for president only a few days before America votes, by revealing that his Kenyan aunt is living in the United States illegally. The 56 years old Zeituni Onyango is a half-sister to Obama’s dead Kenyan father. She was also referenced as the endearing ‘Autie Zeituni’ in Obama’s bestselling memoir, “Dreams from My Father.” And now she’s an illegal, living in a not-so-scary-looking project housing in Boston, Massachusetts.
Rupert Murdoch’s Times of London broke the story a few days ago, and the Associated Presstitutes picked up on it. And now the whole world sees Obama as a big, careless meanie (NOT!). But, if Obama can throw his own grandmother under a speeding bus, then leaving his ’Auntie Zeituni’ to rot in a government subsidized roach motel is nothing. What’s worse is that the poor, generous woman donated a whopping 260 bucks to his presidential campaign. On the other hand, he would rather allow the extra rooms in his Hyde Park, Chicago mansion to collect dust, than to hook a sistah up with a place to crash. The change we need, indeed.
Jeremiah Wright Is Back
You can stop crying now, because Jeremiah Wright is back. And you have the desperate Rethuglicans to thank. See, the Rethugs have to remind white folk that Barack Obama is a racist, undercover Muslim who cannot be trusted. So, please think of Jermiah Wright and his sexy sermons when you vote on Tuesday. Remember: A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for Jeremiah Wright. And we know how Americans love Jeremiah Wright. Did we say Jeremiah Wright?
