Leon Panetta Confirmed As CIA Director
Leon Panetta has been confirmed as CIA director by the senate. Panetta’s “managerial” skills, and lack of “intelligence” experience landed him the job. And that’s fine, because his handlers will gladly teach him the ropes in no time. In fact, he’s already made it clear that this administration won’t go after those who engaged in torture. See, he fits right in. MORE>
Where Bush Left Off: Obama Adopts “State Secrets” From Cousin Bush
Back in ‘07, the radical-left-wing-communist-blah-blah-blah organization, ACLU, sued torture profiteer Jeppesen Dataplan, because the company took money from our government to transfer “terrorists” to supposedly lawless countries where international torture laws supposedly don’t apply. MORE>
Oh Look, Change: Obama Wants The CIA Concentration Camp Network Closed
Barack Obama claims he does not want to inherit the Gitmo concentration camp his cousin, George Bush, left for him. Instead, he wants it closed within a year’s time, along with all the other CIA black sites that exist around the world. “America doesn’t torture,” asserted Obama. Yeah, whatever. The time period is excessive for something that can be closed right away. Obama just wants to “unchange” things before the deadline, in the name of “national security.” Oh, Obama’s shaministration is like no other, really.
Obama Announces Relocation Of Gitmo Concentration Camp Detainees
Obama has repeatedly proclaimed that America does not torture, and that’s a good thing. However, the rush to close the Guantanamo Bay concentration camp, which was founded by George Bush in 2002, is seen as a “change-y” thing by most, but the truth is that the torture will continue. It’s just that the detainees will be moved from one concentration camp to another. In other words, the terr’rist will have a brand new home to get tortured in.
Notice how Obama has said nothing about the network of concentration camps that exist across the United States and other countries, and instead has only been focusing on the infamous Gitmo. Oh, let’s pretend a change is coming.
Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!
Oh, look – another untraceable tape from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?
Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.
So Now Feinstein Wants To Sleep With Panetta
What the fuck is wrong with these spineless congressidiots? Yesterday, Diane Feinstein was totally against Leon Panetta, because he does not support torture, and she prefers a CIA director who is ruthless, so that her war profiteering business can continue to thrive. But today is a whole new deal. The moon face is so feeling Panetta now. She wants to screw him, and the whole nine. Seriously, whaddup wit dat?
War Profiteer Diane Feinstein Ticked Off Over Obama’s CIA Pick
Barack Obama picked a Clinton recycle (Big surprise…), anti-torture Leon Panetta, to head the CIA, and pro-torture war profiteer, Diane Feinstein, who just so happens to be chairbeast of the Senate Intelligence Committee, is pretty pissed off, because Panetta supposedly has no experience, like the “experienced” folks who gave us the Iraq “war” that Feinstein proudly supported – because her husband, Richard Blum, who heavily invested in military construction firms, URS Corp. and Perini Corp, made millions (or is it billions?) off of dead Iraqi babies.
“My position has consistently been that I believe the agency is best-served by having an intelligence professional in charge at this time,” says a very nervous and seemingly agitated Feinstein.
But what she meant to say is that the profits cannot continue to flow without more dead Arab babies. So bring in the “professionals” and the “faulty intelligence” that will guarantee more dead A-rabs for moon face Feinstein, please.
They Know What Osama Bin Laden Ate Last Night
Our loving, caring government knows what Osama Bin Laden wore yesterday. They know what he ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They even know what time the famous terr’rist goes night-night. And, get this: They always receive those always convenient, yet always untraceable tapes of his. According to the FBICIA, he’s somewhere betweem Afghanistan and Pakistan, trying to plot another attack on US soil. Oh, what a way to prove he’s really, umm, Barack Obama’s second cousin. Who’s bin Lyin’?
Report: Hippies We Were Right All Long, Bush Lied About Iraq
Hello dumb American! How are you? Fine? Good! Today the Senate Intelligence Committee, which consists of both Democrats and Republicans, got together to played another game of pretend, because this is election season, and that is what congress people do around this time. They screw the citizens over throughout the years, and play “good cop” once election is near. So, what’s today’s revelation? Bush exaggerated (the word here is lie, but this is pretend, remember?) intelligence on Iraq. And get this: the vast majority on the committee voted for the Iraq war resolution! In other words, they are complicit enablers who gives the Bush cartel whatever he needs to commit his crimes. And, we continue to be good Americans and vote for them.
