So What Prompted Princess Caroline To Withdraw Her Senate Bid?
Everybody and their momma have a theory about Caroline Kennedy’s sudden decision to give up on her senate bid, so we’ve decided to come up with our own. Ok, so, are you ready? The reason why Kennedy decided to withdraw her bid is because the seat is haunted!
Remember Hillary Clinton is the wicked witch of Arkansas? That’s it. Case closed.
Caroline Kennedy Meets With David Paterson, But For What?
Guess who hooked up recently? Caroline Kennedy and New York Gov. David Paterson. Unlike Rod Blagojevich, Paterson won’t auction off Hillary Clinton’s vacated Senate seat to the highest bidder – he’ll just give it away to Caroline Kennedy for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, because Paterson does not want to end up like his predecessor, Eliot Spitzer. Besides, he’s already confessed to his sins before he took oath, and he promised not to sin ever again. And, of course, Mrs. Kennedy is the daughter of a former president; therefore she’s entitled – unlike that redneck – third rate beauty queen – horny hocky mom, married to a Joe six pack - Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin Says Media Hatin’ On Her Because She’s Not A Kennedy
Sarah Palin refuses to just go away. The horny hockey mom was interviewed by some anti-Obama documentary person, because the racist idiots still can’t believe Obama won, since he’s got haffa’ negro blood running through dem veins, and Sarah Palin’s as white, pure, and pretty as snow. Anyway, so now she accuses the mainstream media of treating her unfairly, only because she’s a redneck Hillbilly from Alashker. Palin also said the media has embraced Caroline Kennedy’s senatorial endeavors, because she’s a member of the Kennedy clan, and she’s rich. What Palin did not say, however, is that Caroline does not use taxpayer dollars to pay for her kids’ travel expenses; nor does she use donor dollars to buy expensive clothes from Neiman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue. Also, Mrs. Kennedy doesn’t say “nookular,” and she’s aware of the fact that Africa is a continent, and South Africa is an actual country. Oh, and Mrs. Kennedy knows what newspapers she reads – or does she? Hey, whatever happened to those Republican values, like personal responsibility?
Caroline Kennedy Does Not Mind Being Compared To JLo
Hank Sheinkopf thought he was making a valid point when he compared Caroline Kennedy to JLo, but Mrs. Kennedy is completely fine with it, because the Bronx born Latina “looks good.” In terms of public policy, however, Kennedy does not think the two are comparable. But, who cares? It’s the senate – an American political entity with an approval rating of 9 – 15 percent – depending on who’s doing the polling. In other words, Kennedy does not have to have a resume as thick as JLo’s ass to be qualified. All that is required is the willingness to sell her soul to AIPAC and the other powers that control our Federal government.
Gov. Paterson: Clinton’s Senate Seat Not Up For Sale, Yet
A Governor David Paterson said today that he does not intend to sell or give away Hillary Clinton’s senate seat, and that’s because he does not want to end up like his predecessor, Eliot Spitzer, or his fellow governor, Rod Blagojevich. Despite all the hoopla surrounding Caroline Kennedy’s interest in the seat, Paterson claims she is not a front-runner, and there is not a front-runner, currently.
Besides, Hillary needs to first be confirmed as Sec. o’ State – something that probably won’t happen if the Right Wing group and big time Clinton haters, Judicial Watch, is successful in their effort to stop the disaster of a choice.
Caroline Kennedy Chows Down On Soul Food In Harlem
Hey look! It’s Al Sharpton, the black racist, and Caroline Kennedy, chowing down at Sylvia’s in Harlem – the only black-owned restaurant that’s clean, and civilized, and can afford to feed its customers with silver spoons and forks. Apparently, Kennedy is looking to take Hillary Clinton’s place in the senate, and also her title as the first black-white woman, whatever, because she recognizes the pivotal black vote, which explains why she reached out to Sharpton out of all people.
Caroline Kennedy Wants Hillary Clinton’s Senate Seat, And That’s A Fact
Desperate to continue the Liberal Kennedy legacy after he goes bye-bye, Ted Kennedy took the man often dubbed as the black JFK, Kenyan born Muslim Barack Obama, under his wings, and enthusiastically passed him the ultra-Liberal Kennedy torch. But that was before, when what’s left of the Kennedy clan did not express an interest in a senatorial seat. However, today his lovely niece Caroline Kennedy has publicized her deep interest in running for Hillary Clinton’s soon-to-be- vacated Senate seat. Instead of paying for it like Barack Obama’s people tried to do, she’ll just get it for free, which means Uncle Ted can just throw Obama under the famous political expediency bus, since nobody does it like the Kennedys do it.
Jim Johnson, Obama’s VP Vetter Out Already!
Only a few days have passed since Obama clinched the Democratic nomination, and already his party people are leaving the party! Today, his top VP Vetter, Jim Johnson, resigned after Republicans dug up some dirt about Johnson and his corporate buddies receiving “good deals” on loans from embattled mortgage lender Countrywide Home Loans. So he resigned, leaving Caroline Kennedy in charge? Yeah! Ironically, Countrywide is Obama’s favorite corporate punching bag. And because of Johnson – he must find himself another punching bag in the mortgage loan industry. Good luck with that, Barry!
Caroline Kennedy Will Help Backstabber Obama Hunt For A VeePee!
Barack Obama hates women, and Caroline Kennedy hates herself because she’s a woman. On the contrary, Hillary Clinton is a proud, strong woman who speaks for all women…so they say. And that is why Mr. Obama doesn’t want her as veepee. Instead, Kennedy and two others will soon launch a quest to search for the best candidate for Obama. Who will this lucky person be? We’re not sure yet. But a few words of advice: Absolutely NO minorities, because that would be too “change-y.”
Ah - who cares. Obama has folks pulling his strings, so it’not like the decision is up to him or C-Kennedy.
