Former Bush Propagandist Admits Saddam Had No Nukes

Finally, someone associated with Bush tells a little bit of troof. In an interview set to air tonight, former White House  propagandist during the Bush years, Ari Fleischer, tells CNN presstitute DL Hughley that George Bush was wrong about Saddam Hussein possessing weapons of mass destruction. But, unfortunately, this is as far as the truth Fleischer was willing to go. MORE>

Somebody Bin Lyin’: The Bin Laden Meme Is Back – BOO!

Oh, look – another untraceable tape  from that Osama Bin Laden guy. ’Member how he allegedly led his terr’rist buddies to destroy the World Trade Center, while killing some 3000 Americans, and how George Bush planned to capture him, “dead or alive,” but then ignored him, and instead focused on Saddam Hussein, because  Hussein allegedly had weapons of mass destruction, that he was gonna use to kill Americans, but those weapons has yet to be discovered, and shit like that?

Hey, you silly Americans, Osama’s gonna getcha tonight. Turn on your teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee, so the noose channels can remind you of how evil those Moozlems are.

Terr’rist Says Ugly, Mean Things About Obama

Oh, well lookee here. Here’s another one of those untraceable tapes by evil terr’rist Ayman al-Zawahiri, better known as Al Qaeda numere dos. al-Zawahiri , with his mean self, either rose from the dead or crawled out his cave just to scold Barack Obama for being the ass kisser House Negro that he is. Zahawi went on and on about Obama’s proposed foreign policy, but we think his reason for scolding Obama has more to do with the fact that Obama repeatedly throws Islam under a bus just to kiss Whitey’s white ass.

They Know What Osama Bin Laden Ate Last Night

Our loving, caring government knows what Osama Bin Laden wore yesterday. They know what he ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They even know what time the famous terr’rist goes night-night. And, get this: They always receive those always convenient, yet always untraceable tapes of his. According to the FBICIA, he’s somewhere betweem Afghanistan and Pakistan, trying to plot another attack on US soil. Oh, what a way to prove he’s really, umm, Barack Obama’s second cousin. Who’s bin Lyin’?

Report: Hippies We Were Right All Long, Bush Lied About Iraq

Hello dumb American! How are you? Fine? Good! Today the Senate Intelligence Committee, which consists of both Democrats and Republicans, got together to played another game of pretend, because this is election season, and that is what congress people do around this time. They screw the citizens over throughout the years, and play “good cop” once election is near. So, what’s today’s revelation? Bush exaggerated (the word here is lie, but this is pretend, remember?) intelligence on Iraq. And get this: the vast majority on the committee voted for the Iraq war resolution! In other words, they are complicit enablers who gives the Bush cartel whatever he needs to commit his crimes. And, we continue to be good Americans and vote for them.

Shocker: Search For Saddam’s Nukes Costs 12 Billion Per Month!

Boy – finding those nookular weapons in Iraq is one costly endeavor. It has been reported that American dupes are now spending 12 billion dollars per month to search for those weapons. Meanwhile, “For Sale” signs sit on every other lawn in America. We truly are an exceptional people.

Marion Cotillard Is A 9/11 Truther

Uh oh. Somebody’s ‘bout to get ‘Dixie Chicked’ up in here. And that somebody is Oscar winning French Actress Marion Cotillard. Apparently, she made a comment – a whole fucking year ago – about 9/11 and how she doesn’t believe the official story, and now some Americans are wondering why an American-hating Frenchie like herself would be allowed to come to America, make American money, win an American award, and then bash our honest, for the people, non-corrupt government. It’s not like the government or the media has ever lied to us before. Man, these 9/11 truthers are something else, with their dumb conspiracy theories, and wacked out mentality. These anti-American activities like questioning government and independent thinking should stop or they can move to a socialist third world shithole like France.  Ungrateful bastards.