President Obama Tries This Oath Thingy One More Time
President Obama has decided to retake the presidential oath that was screwed up by Justice Roberts on the day of his inauguration, because he wants to make sure he’s actually president. But, seriously, who cares? It’s not like these presidents actually ever do what’s right by the people. They all follow the same folks who put them in office.
So, perhaps it should be changed to:
I (insert puppet’s name here), do solemnly swear, that I will faithfully execute the demands of AIPAC, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the state of Israel with taxpayer dollars.
We’ve got another one…
I (insert puppet’s name here), do solemnly swear, that I will faithfully execute the demands of my corporate handlers, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the profits of Wall Street witht taxpayer bailouts, and shit like that.
Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon
According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.
More Obama Ass Kissing By Colin Powell, The Closeted Neo-Liberal
For the past few months of so, Colin Powell has had nothing but nice things to say about Obama, and not so nice things to say about the Republican Party, that we almost forgot he was a Republican! If Powell had an epiphany of some sort, then he needs to come out the neoliberal closet as soon as possible.
Powell praises Obama in an appearance on the Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, and makes references to Dr. King, because Dr. King is the dead guy every war criminal and other warhead love to exploit, to promote their racial reconciliation myth. Hey, why don’t we ask the Moslems kicked off planes about racial reconciliation? No?
Obama’s Inauguration Speech Highlights How He Will Shortchange America
Here is Barack Obama’s full inauguration speech. It was great - very change-y.
1. Obama is humbled for this day, and personally thanks George Bush for his “service to America,” and also for helping him move into the Blair house early, so that his lovely kids could start school on time.
2. Obama reminded us that we are at war with the evil Muslim terr’rist, and things like that.
3. Obama reminded us that the American economy is fucked up, because people like him rob hardworking taxpayers, to give to the rich corporations in exchange for political gains. MORE>
Inauguration: Barack Obama Thanks His Cousin, Bush, For His “Service”
Oh, how nice of president Obama to thank his cousin, George Bush, for his “service” to America. But what service? George Bush spent 8 long illegal years destroying America. Yes, we know this is politics, but what service, really?
Inauguration:Praise The Lawd, Aretha Franklin Covered Her Boobs
The cold Washington weather prompted Aretha to keep her coat on, while she sang ‘America’ at the inauguration, and that’s a good thing, because there are no ways to hide those boobs. Regardless, the queen of soul did a wonderful job.
We Know Justice Roberts Screwed Up Obama’s Oath Thingy On Purpose
So back in 2005, when George Bush appointed John Roberts to the supreme court, Obama proudly voted against his appointment. And in 2009, Justice Roberts proudly screwed up Obama’s swearing in thingy.
Justice Roberts apparently put the “faithfully” in the wrong place, ON PURPOSE, and Obama proudly corrected the mistake.
Justice Roberts: …that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully.”
Barack Hussein Obama: …that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States
In other words, Justice Roberts purposefully rearranged faithfully, because not only was he reading the oath, but he took the opportunity to personally ask Obama whether the Kenyan-born black Muslim is ready to lead Christian white America. It was so obvious.
What A Sad Day: George Bush Finally Goes Home
George Bush has gone home, and Obama prepares to make the White House his home. Bush and his crime family flew back to Texas, while trying to hide their disappointment. The illegal honestly thought he’d be the next Hitler, but the plans did not work out as he and his handlers expected. Hey, maybe they’ll try and make a Hitler out of puppet Obama. After all, Obama does possess the Hitleresque oratory skills that we all love so much.
Anyhow, George Bush will be missed, for the reason that there won’t be anybody to blame for anything and everyhing.
Live Ranting: Churchy Businessman Rick Warren Delivers Inauguration Invocation
Here is big fat religious money making owner and CEO of Saddleback Church of California, Rick Warren, delivering the invocation at Obama’s “historic” inauguration.
“Help us oh God to remember we are Americans, united not by race, religion, or blood, but to our committment to freedom,” Warren prayed.
So what about sexual orientation, you gay hater, you?
Robert Gates Won’t Be At Obama’s Inauguration
Congratulations to Secretary of War and loyal butt-boy of the Bush Crime Family, Robert Gates, for he gets to be president for a day, while George Bush hands the presidency to his long lost African cousin, Barack Obama.
Gates was chosen by Bush, and approved by Obama, as the so-called designated successor, in case of some sort of terr’rist attack.
