Michelle Obama Declares War On Fat Children
After a year of struggling to take on a “cause,” while her husband finishes up the job George Bush started, Michelle Obama was given the role of “childhood obesity fighter.” She’s officially declared “war” against childhood obesity, and that’s a great thing, not because we think she’s capable of winning the war, but because we’re tired of first ladies going to ghetto schools and pretending to read to children. But she’s black, so reading to a bunch of black kids won’t render the white savior effect that America relies upon so much. MORE>
Remember Obama’s Illegal Project-Dwelling Auntie?
Barack Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango, who’s currently living in the projects in Boston, has been in immigration court recently, hoping to remain in the United States. She’s allowed to stay for now, but word the street is the judge assigned to her case is not lenient at all.
Evidently, Obama wants nothing to do with this case. After all, his mansion in Chicago was collecting dust while his dear old Auntie Tuni is sleeping in a roach infested building in ghetto Boston. And his brother’s living in a hut in Kenya. Sure, Obama should not responsible for his relatives, but isn’t he a have and have-not kinda guy?
The Idiotic ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Policy To Be Repealed?
Only in a “free” country like America can a dumb law like “Don’t ask don’t tell” exist. Gays are allowed in the military as long as they don’t profess it loudly and proudly.
Anyway, the Obama shaministration is currently “reviewing” the policy after the gays threaten to turn him into a one-term wonder, and will most likely put an end to it, because he can’t seem to put an end to rising unemployment, and he needs something else to put an end to.
Umm, just end it and move on. It’s dumb, oppressive, and idiotic. And the military’s nothing but a big gay orgy, anyways. A whole lotta butt-pounding going on.
Cursed By ObamaCare: Martha Coakley Loses Mass Senate Seat
The fact that Massachusetts voters picked a Republican to replace the late Uncle Ted signals the beginning of the inevitable fall of Obamanation. Americans are pissed off, especially since Mr. Hope-change failed to deliver the hope-change that he repeatedly promised and instead continues to do what he pleases, thinking he knows what’s best for the American people. MORE>
Will Obama Give Coakley Bad Luck Like He Did To Corzine And Deeds?
After over a million broken promises, just about everyone has turned their backs on Obama, including the hardcore Obamatards. So what makes him think flying to Boston to show his face at a rally will give Senate candidate Martha Coakley a boost? After all, he did curse both New Jersey’s Jon Corzine and Virginia’s Creigh Deeds last November. Both lost their gubernatorial bids to Republicans after Obama showed up at their rallies.
The people of Massachusetts and other states are obviously pissed off at ObamaCare, so they’re abandoning Democrats for Republicans, and when the Republicans piss them off, and they will, they’ll go back to the Democrats, and the cycle of stupidity will continue. Meanwhile, a Ron Paul revolution is going on right now, and no one wants to join.
Barack Obama Fails To Tell Us The Real Reason Why Haiti Matters To The Us
The con-artist formerly known as Obama has taken some time off his “busy” schedule to express his alleged support for Haiti via a Newsweek article. There he highlighted why Haiti matters.
Please remember that Obama always says the opposite of what he means. So when he expresses his eagerness to help Haiti, he doesn’t really mean it, ok? MORE>
Anti-Haitian President And Former Presidents Unite To ‘Help’ Haiti
These three political stooges, Bush, Clinton, and Obama, have decided to put their so-called political differences aside to “help” Haiti. The funny thing is, however, all three of them promoted Anti-Haitian policies. MORE>
America Sheds Crocodile Tears For Haiti
In 1804, slaves in Haiti ate the forbidden fruit of freedom after kicking whitey’s ass to become the first black Republic. 206 later, the imperial Gods of the West have yet to forgive the people of Haiti. In fact, the US government and the complicit media whores have made it a habit to remind the world of how poor Haiti is every chance they get, while ignoring its rich and resilient history, including its role in the American Revolution, and also the root cause of the country’s poverty. MORE>
Everyone And Their Mother Is Linked To Al Kada These Days
Obama is back from spending your tax dollars vacationing in Hawaii, and now he’s ringing in the new year with better bullshitting skills. Just ignore his so-called mortgage modification program that saves you an average of 60 cents a month, or his stimulus package that did nothing but stimulate corporate America’s package, or his failure to tackle economic problems at home. Instead, let’s listen to the president convince us of how the penis bomber was sent by Al Kada and how the dictator of Yemen has asked America to help liberate him from Al Kada, and how Al Kada’s gonna gitcha, and how he’s dedicated to working for you.
According To Danny Glover, Obama’s Just A False Prophet
It’s only been a year since Obama was crowned King of the world, and already folks, including black folks – his most ardent supporters, are speaking out against him for mirroring George Bush in many ways.
The Obama honeymoon is over, apparently, and people are starting to take this marriage as the sham that it is. Danny Glover is one of them. MORE>
