Senate Mobsters Confirm Eric Holder, Duh

Congratz to Eric Holder who was confirmed as attorney general by an impressive vote of 75-21. with all 21 who opposed him being Rethugs. He is the first black – blah blah blah – attorney general, ever. Hey, who cares if he’s a corporate crook who fights on behalf of corporate crook - he’s black, and he made history, and that’s all that matters. Change we need, indeed.

White Collar Criminals Rejoice! Eric Holder Will Be Appointed

The senate judiciary committee has endorsed Eric Holder’s appointment to become Attorney General under President Barack Obama with an overwhelming vote of 17-2. The two senators who voted against Holder are Republican Senators John Cornyn of Texas who demanded that Holder not proceed with any torture prosecutions, not that he would, and Tom Coburn of Oklahoma. All the rest went along with it, which means he’ll be approved by the senate in no time. MORE>

Barack Obama Throws DC Public Schools Under A Bus

Barack and Michelle Obama duped the public into believing that they were somehow considering DC public schools for their two girls, Sasha and Malia. No way, not those Uppity Negros! The thought of their kids attending a ghetto fabulous, ghettofield DC school, where they would come out sounding like ‘Sheneneh Jenkins’ is not something the First family-elect would ever consider. Oh Mah Goooooodness. Never! The girls will instead attend Sidewall Friendship School with Joe Biden’s grandkids. That is where all the elitist piglets go, including Chelsea Clinton, who graduated in 1997. Oh how nice of Obama to make sure that giving Bill Clinton that third term he’s always dreamed of goes well.

Barack Obama Reiterates Promise To Create Lots and Lots Of Jobs

Here is virtual President Barack Obama’s second YouTube address to America. Here he promises to wave his magic wand to create 2.5 million jobs by 2011. We’re not saying it can’t be done, but it’s just hard to imagine with the birds of a feather crew he’s currently putting together. Americans are expecting fresh green apples, but we still smell the stale, rotten ones that have been sitting in the basket for so long. Give him a chance, he’s not even president yet, you say? Well, sure -- that sounds fair, but how can we overlook all those Clinton heads he’s recruiting?

Obama The Sexist Wants To Make Hillary His Secretary

Hillary Clinton is not good enough to be Barack Obama’s vice president, but sexist Obama wants her as his secretary, because she’s a woman and he wants her to do his dirty work, blah. No, for real though: Mr. Change is sure doing a good job implementing the “change we need” by putting all those Clintonites in his administration. But, let’s face it: The only thing Obama is going to change is his underwear. Keep “hope” alive, though.

Bill Clinton Pushes For Third Term, Tells Dems To ‘Chill Out’