Oh No! America’s Favorite President Bill Clinton Has A Heart Scare
Earlier this week, Bill Clinton, who was given the job as Haiti’s great white hope, visited the country, and there he looked quite sick, as if one of his side bitches sucked the life out of him, literally. So it’s not surprising that he was hospitalized. Bill, who’s favorite things are hoez and big macs, is allegedly “in good spirits,” after he “underwent a procedure to place two stents in one of his coronary arteries.” Ouch, that sounds serious. MORE>
Pork-Spending Porker John Murtha Is Dead
Democratic Congressman John Murtha, who in 2002 voted for the illegal invasion and perpetual occupation of Iraq, but then later pretended to be against it to save his career as a congresscritter, has died at the good old age of 77. An obvious proponent of gluttony, Murtha fed the gluttonous military industrial complex with American tax dollars, but still he was an Iraq war critic, says the mainstream media.
So the Democrats are either dying, like literally, or dying as in getting kicked out by their constituents. The Rethugs shall rise again.
White Savior Missionaries, Guilty White Liberals, NGO Poverty Pimps, and Dumb Celebrities Helped Destroy Haiti
The mass injustices against Haiti by the Western criminal entities, specifically the US, France, Canada, and the globalist IMF-World Bank, are widely unknown by the American people. The presstitutes never talk about ‘em, and instead leave others wondering why the hell Haiti is so poor. MORE>
America Sheds Crocodile Tears For Haiti
In 1804, slaves in Haiti ate the forbidden fruit of freedom after kicking whitey’s ass to become the first black Republic. 206 later, the imperial Gods of the West have yet to forgive the people of Haiti. In fact, the US government and the complicit media whores have made it a habit to remind the world of how poor Haiti is every chance they get, while ignoring its rich and resilient history, including its role in the American Revolution, and also the root cause of the country’s poverty. MORE>
Right Wing Propagandist Rush Limbaugh Rushed To The Hospital
The media is reporting that redneck hero Rush Limbaugh, who is actually vacationing in Hawaii not far from his favorite prez Obama, was rushed to the hospital after complaining of chest discomfort.
So what sent old Rush to the hospital? Oxycontin? Too much chicken grease? Or maybe it’s the constant yelling and propaganda spewing that took a toll on his health?
Oh Jeezus, let the man recover soon, please. What would the 20 million or so idiots who gleefully ingest his lies on a daily basis do without him? Scary.
Dumb Polls: More Hate Obama Now Than Earlier This Month
According to a dumb CNN poll, Obama’s approving rating is slipping.
Are the people now realizing that he is not the messiah, or what? Slowly, but surely.
Shocker: Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd Sick At Inauguration Luncheon
According to ABC News, Sen. Ted Kennedy collapsed during an inauguration luncheon in Washington, and his colleague Sen. Robert KKK Byrd, was carried out in a wheelchair. Either the two were completely overwhelmed by Obama’s swearing in, or something was put in that food. Regardless, we wish them well.
What A Sad Day: George Bush Finally Goes Home
George Bush has gone home, and Obama prepares to make the White House his home. Bush and his crime family flew back to Texas, while trying to hide their disappointment. The illegal honestly thought he’d be the next Hitler, but the plans did not work out as he and his handlers expected. Hey, maybe they’ll try and make a Hitler out of puppet Obama. After all, Obama does possess the Hitleresque oratory skills that we all love so much.
Anyhow, George Bush will be missed, for the reason that there won’t be anybody to blame for anything and everyhing.
George Gives His Final Presstitute Conference, Sad
George Bush gave his final presstitute conference today, before he goes bye-bye in a few days. The undemocratically elected, two-term president started off by thanking those press whores for covering for him over the past eight years, while he mercilessly fucked America up her virgin tight, lubeless ass. Bush defended his legacy, and why not? He was certainly good at what he did. Seriously, if we want to talk about change, let’s consider the man who was able to steal two consecutive presidential elections, while starting two wars at a time. One of the wars was started on the pretext of weapons of mass destruction, while the other was because they needed to crush the Taliban and find Bin Laden. Bin Laden, where he at? Weapons of mass destruction, where they at? Who cares. Nobody cares. We’re Americans, we don’t care for silly shit like that.
Brangelina, on the other hand…
So we’re sad that he’s leaving, but we’re confident that his cousin, Barack Obama, will help continue some of his practices for sure. For example, Obama has already started begging congress for the other half of the 700.000.000.000 bailout that has already been proven ineffective as far as main street goes.
YOUTUBE: George Bush’s final presstitute conference, part one…
YOUTUBE: George Bush’s final presstitute conference, part two…
Guilty Until Proven Innocent: Blowjobabitch Impeached, Duh
Oh look - the inter-mob squabble that went on yesterday in the Illinois House went so wrong, our main man, Rod Blagojevich, is governor no more, because his fellow crooks decided to impeach, or silence him for crimes he has not yet been convicted of. Why are they so quick to get rid of the guy? Could it be because they are all crooked? Yes.
It only takes 60 crooks to impeach a crook, but the final vote was a hilarious 141-1, meaning only one crook voted not to impeach him. Hahaha!
So many Americans right now are probably jumping for joy, because they think getting rid of Blago – whose alleged crimes are minimal, compared to the other shit that goes on in our government – means something, but it means nothing.
