Naked Body Scanners Expose Your Hairy Genitals; Cause Cancer
According to many polls, the average sheeperson supports exposing their hairy genitals to the world, or at least to a bunch of TSA perverts, via naked body scanners that are currently at an airport near you or will be arriving soon, so that you can feel “safe.” But the Inter-Agency Committee on Radiation Safety, an international radiation safety organizaiton, has warned against exposing pregnant women and children to the scanners, due to radiation. MORE>
The Senate Will Again Be All White Once Roland “Too Black And Too Proud” Burris Leaves, But Who Cares?
When not busy publishing propaganda stories to further subjugate America’s collective thoughts, the Washington Post writes non-stories about how the senate is a modern Jim Crow-era club and how the upcoming departure of token black Senator Roland Burris will re-segregate the senate, and also how black politicians have a hard time garnering large amounts of support because they’re not Barack Obama. Burris, who was handpicked by his white hero Rob Blagojevich last year to replace Barack Obama, but was classified as “too black and too proud” by Harry “Negro dialect” Reid, won’t run for re-election because he’s just “too black and too proud” to raise funds to compete with with the white man. MORE>
Tax Cheat Alert: Sarah Palin Doesn’t Pay Taxes
Sarah Palin is like so 2008, but it’s worth reporting that she hasn’t paid property taxes on two of her cabins in Alashker! Yeah, a former governor who took her kids on trips with taxpayer dollars doesn’t pay taxes.No ways! Is this the Liberal “gotcha” Obamatard media’s very early attempt to try and trash her ahead of her inevitable presidential bid? Maybe. But why doesn’t the media take some time to investigate Obama as they do Sarah Palin? Is he a bisexual? What’s he and Michelle’s favorite sexual position? What’s his connection with Chicago’s biggest slumlord, Tony Rezko?
Republican Scott Brown Sworn In As The Next Ted Kennedy
Scott Brown has been sworn in today as Ted Kennedy’s successor, and as America’s hunkiest Senator. The bought-and-paid-for Republican will definitely conduct business as usual, as they always do. Brown will disappoint his constituents, as they always do. Not that that will prevent him from getting re-elected again and again and again, as they always do.
Remember Obama’s Illegal Project-Dwelling Auntie?
Barack Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango, who’s currently living in the projects in Boston, has been in immigration court recently, hoping to remain in the United States. She’s allowed to stay for now, but word the street is the judge assigned to her case is not lenient at all.
Evidently, Obama wants nothing to do with this case. After all, his mansion in Chicago was collecting dust while his dear old Auntie Tuni is sleeping in a roach infested building in ghetto Boston. And his brother’s living in a hut in Kenya. Sure, Obama should not responsible for his relatives, but isn’t he a have and have-not kinda guy?
Idaho Slave Traders Charged With Child Kidnapping In Haiti
The media lies about Haiti being a lawless country has crumbled before our eyes. Haiti’s justice system is not so “crippled” after all, as the New York Times puts it. The redneck poverty pimps who attempted to steal 33 Haitian children because “God” told them to, were charged with “kidnapping and criminal association.” MORE>
Just Imagine If It Were Haitians Who Tried To Sell American Children Into Slavery
The deceiving corporate media prints just about anything, whether factual or not, because they know the average sheeperson will believe it. For example, how a bunch of Haitian parents willingly gave away their children without hesitation, to a bunch of strangers because they “knew” they wouldn’t be able to take care of them. Even if it were true – even if the parents “willingly” gave away their children (There’s a strong stench of bullshit in the air!), the white savior missionary slave traders knew that attempting to bus those kids out of the country was illegal. In fact, it’s child trafficking either way, and if America, who loves to air the dirty laundry of other countries while hiding hers, truly believes in justice, the media should not make any further attempts to justify their actions. MORE>
The UN Wants To Continue Their Killing Spree Against Haitians; Warns The Hungry Are Turning ‘Violent’
Now that the light is shining over Haiti, the United Nations, which has been murdering and raping Haitians since they started occupying the country in 2004, needs an excuse to continue committing more violence against the Haitian people, who have become increasingly frustrated due to their living conditions and also with the US puppet government, René Préval . Allegedly, 20 armed Haitians, out of millions of Haitians displaced, attempted to attack an aid convoy. Let’s pretend thousands of US, UN, and foreign troops aren’t in Haiti, though. MORE>
The Idiotic ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’ Policy To Be Repealed?
Only in a “free” country like America can a dumb law like “Don’t ask don’t tell” exist. Gays are allowed in the military as long as they don’t profess it loudly and proudly.
Anyway, the Obama shaministration is currently “reviewing” the policy after the gays threaten to turn him into a one-term wonder, and will most likely put an end to it, because he can’t seem to put an end to rising unemployment, and he needs something else to put an end to.
Umm, just end it and move on. It’s dumb, oppressive, and idiotic. And the military’s nothing but a big gay orgy, anyways. A whole lotta butt-pounding going on.
10 Hungry-looking Idahoan Rednecks Tried To Steal 33 Haitian Children Because They’re Idiots
10 Americans from some Baptist cult in Idaho thought it was just fine to pack 33 Haitian kids on a bus and ship them elsewhere. Were they looking to keep them in the Dominican Republic where they’d slave on sugar plantations like countless of other Haitians, or would they be smuggled into the US to work as potato farmers in Idaho? Americans aren’t the brightest people on earth, but did they not realize what they were doing? And if orphans is what they want, they could have simply stayed in the United States where so many children are in need of caregivers, instead of traveling to Haiti to steal children who aren’t even orphans.
Clearly, the white savior movement is thriving these days.
