Naked Body Scanners Expose Your Hairy Genitals; Cause Cancer

Posted on February 5, 2010

According to many polls, the average sheeperson supports exposing their hairy genitals to the world, or at least to a bunch of TSA perverts, via naked body scanners that are currently at an airport near you or will be arriving soon, so that you can feel “safe.” But the Inter-Agency Committee on Radiation Safety, an international radiation safety organizaiton, has warned against exposing pregnant women and children to the scanners, due to radiation.

So it’s either risk dying immediately after being blown into to pieces by some penis bomber an accompanied by an unknown sharp dressed man,  or die a slow and painful death of cancer after being expose to “low levels” of radiation via a bunch of bullshit scanners, which do nothing to detect explosives.

Meanwhile, Obama the pervert, who can give a flying hairy genital if millions of Americans are starving, unemployed, and homeless, wants a billion dollars to ensure scanners are implemented at an airport near you.