It’s Official: Sarah Palin Will Run For President In 2012

Posted on January 27, 2009

A few months back, Sarah Palin said she would run for president if her Gawd opened the doors for her, but now it seems like she won’t be waiting for Gawd. In fact, she’s already started the process by launching a political action committee headquartered in Virginia. So now we know why she’s been trying her darnest to keep her name in the media by lashing out against the media. The most recent bitch fests were planned, apparently. And so was the burning of her Wasilla church. Those were all plots by the media whore to remain in the political limelight. Oh, and fucking up John McCain’s presidential endeavors? A conspiracy, too.