According to a CBS – New York Times poll, only 8% of American surveyed want to see congress reelected, because, apparently congress is interested in serving the special interest instead of their constituents who elected them. So what’s new? Come 2010 and 2012, the majority of congress will be reelected. Let’s face it: reelected incompetent idiots over and over again is as American as war and apple pie.

So it turns out the so-called lawyer or “legal organizer” for the 10 Baptist slave traders is not a lawyer after all. Apparently he’s wanted in the US and also in El Salvador. In the US, he’s wanted for bank fraud and a whole bunch of shit, and in El Salvador, he’s wanted for, um, SEX TRAFFICKING!

Supposedly, the “kindhearted” Christian money-makers who exploited a disaster and took advantage of desperate mothers by promising them that their kids would live good lives in America as American tax slaves,  is completely unaware of Puello’s legal troubles. Yeah right! Puello had claimed the Idaho Baptist church sent him, and if this isn’t true, then the church’s rep should have said so already. Instead, he continued to represent them, and something fishy is going on. There’s definitely a connection between the do-good “missionaries and that Jewish-Dominican fraud. Or perhaps the connection is between Puello and the Idaho Baptist church.

This brings us back to the original lawyer, Edwin Coq, who resigned after Puello accused him of corruption. It seems as if Puello lied to get Coq off the case so that he can “represent” the religious wackos and bribe the judge into releasing the Idaho 10, which explains earlier report that the missionaries would be released. Most  people automatically assumed Coq was guilty, though, because he’s Haitian and Haitians, according to the corporate media, are corrupt – all of them.

They were most likely going to sell those children for a good amount of money and slice and dice them to harvest their organs.  It doesn’t help that Mr. Puello, if that’s his real name, is Jewish. Do we smell a Jewish organ trafficking conspiracy up in here? Hell yeah! Sure do! Oh, anti-Semites!

Earlier this week, Bill Clinton, who was given the job as Haiti’s great white hope, visited the country, and there he looked quite sick, as if one of his side bitches sucked the life out of him, literally. So it’s not surprising that he was hospitalized. Bill, who’s favorite things are hoez and big macs, is allegedly “in good spirits,” after he “underwent a procedure to place two stents in one of his coronary arteries.” Ouch, that sounds serious. 

Bill is a great guy, really. Let’s go over some, but not all, of his achievements:

-  He signed NAFTA, which proved to be a graveyard for American jobs.

- He helped drive the Haitian people, who he now has the pleasure of “helping,” into poverty and despair after forcing them to comply to neoliberal “free trade” deals in exchange for their highly revered, democratically elected president.

- He bombed Iraq and killed hundreds of babies in the name of delaying his impeachment vote.

- He supported sanctions against Iraq, which did nothing to hurt Saddam Hussein, but killed millions of Iraqi children.

The best president, ever. May he recover soon.

Praise the lawd. The 10 Baptist slave traders who attempted many times to capture a bunch of Haitian children in a quest to “give them a better life,” even though the mastermind couldn’t even pay her fucking mortgage, will be set free very soon. According to the “source” that leaked the judge’s decision, there’s no evidence of “criminal intentions.” Umm, okay, whatever.  They’re kidnappers who tried more than once to abduct a bunch of kids, while the ones with parents were enticed with photographs of paradise.

So how how much did Angelina Jolie pay this “judge” to release a bunch of children who were clearly engaging in child trafficking?

After a year of struggling to take on a “cause,” while her husband finishes up the job George Bush started, Michelle Obama was given the role of “childhood obesity fighter.” She’s officially declared “war” against childhood obesity, and that’s a great thing, not because we think she’s capable of winning the war, but because we’re tired of first ladies going to ghetto schools and pretending to read to children. But she’s black, so reading to a bunch of black kids won’t render the white savior effect that America relies upon so much.

Anyway, the so-called war on fat is as fraudulent as the wars on terror, drugs, and poverty. The first thing Michelle can do to fight obesity, especially in children, is to launch a campaign against fructose corn syrup, monosodium glutamate, aspartame, and a bunch of other additives that’s common in today’s foods. These additives, usually found in processed foods, which makes up about 90% of the average American diet, are the underlying cause of obesity, especially in children. The fact is children are the prime targets of these processed food manufactures, and Mrs. Obama knows that.

But doing so would mean pissing off many of her husband’s corporate donors, and that’ll never happen. But at least she’s not reading to little children.

Celebrities do all kinds of stuff to remain in the limelight, like create sex tapes, or, in the case of Angelina Jolie, assume the role as a white savior to poor black orphans. Jolie is currently in Haiti with the criminal United Nations. Funny, the UN is accused of child sexual abuse / rape in just about every country it illegally occupies.

Hey, can Angelina  Jolie locate Haiti on a map? Does she know it’s the US that funded and armed the 3 decade old Duvalier dictatorship that resulted in tens of thousands of Haitian deaths? How about the fact that the UN murdered thousands of Haitian during their illegal occupation of the country, which started i 2004, or the fact that the US abducted Haiti’s democratically elected president, Jean Bertrand Aristide,and shipped him to South Africa and forbade him from ever stepping foot in his own freggin’ country?

ObamaCare was murdered in its infancy by American voters, mainly of Massachusetts, but that’s not stopping him from using his old campaign promise of  “bringing everybody together” to  revive what nobody, not even the Liberals, seems to want.

A so-called bi-partisan health care summit has been scheduled for Feb. 25, but will the Republicans, who are desperate to regain momentum, cave in to Obama’s demands? Of course not. The Republicans want Obama to wipe his ass with both the Senate and House bills in order to start anew, but Obama says that’s not going to happen.

This is just another attempt to forcibly ram Obama-style health care down the collective throat of Americans who don’t want it. Evidently, Obama is trying his best to avoid dealing with a plan of economic recovery, something most Americans want him to focus on, which includes ending the oil occupations of the Middle East in order to invest in America, since the jobs that have left this country will not return.

Democratic Congressman John Murtha, who in 2002 voted for the illegal invasion and perpetual occupation of Iraq, but then later pretended to be against it to save his career as a congresscritter, has died at the good old age of 77. An obvious proponent of gluttony, Murtha fed the gluttonous military industrial complex with American tax dollars, but still he was an Iraq war critic, says the mainstream media.

So the Democrats are either dying, like literally, or dying as in getting kicked out by their constituents.  The Rethugs shall rise again.

Here is Mrs. Sarah Palin blabbering on for a whole hour at the National Tea Party Convention. She, out of all people, was invited as the keynote speaker. Palin thinks America is ready for another revolution, and she wants to lead it, apparently. Yes, the  neocon puppet who thinks Africa is a country , and who proved she’s just another partisan whore by spending much of the time railing against the crappy Democrats while propping up her crappy party, wants to lead a revolution to nowhere.

Hey, we gotta give it to the Republicans for being so clever. The so-called tea party movement was hijacked in broad daylight while the Ron Paul revolution, which is the original founder of the movement, is still in the dark. So Republicans steal elections and they steal movements, too?  Great.

Obama sucks and that’s a fact, but where were these so-called teabaggers when right-wing socialist George W. Bush was auctioning off America to the highest bidder (China) to pay for his oil wars? Yeah, they were sitting on their fat asses, drinking Soda pop while justifying his every moves. So now that the idiot went back to his village in Texas, and the new puppet in the White House happens to be a black Muslim from Kenya (Haha!), they want to start protesting and starting “movements?” Hey, freedom of assembly, baby! The domesticated and pacified American mass should take the streets, pronto, in order to save America before its too late, but the loser teabaggers are a bunch of misguided tools.

Actually, the original movement, which started around 2007 by Ron Paul revolutionaries, was obviously hijacked by these tools, most likely to squelch a legitimate independent movement free of partisan bullshit – one that denounced the banksters, military industrial complex, fascist corporations, and their their puppets in government that we eagerly elect and re-elect every phucking term.

Today, however, the tea party cult consists of a bunch of anti-Obama, Fox news loyalist-apologists who are only following directions. The fact that they receive tons of media coverage proves they’re no threat to the establishment – just  an extension of the Republic party; a proxy movement to keep the Rethugs afloat while giving the Democrats something to bitch about.