Caroline Kennedy Meets With David Paterson, But For What?

Posted on January 11, 2009

Guess who hooked up recently? Caroline Kennedy and New York Gov. David Paterson. Unlike Rod Blagojevich, Paterson won’t auction off Hillary Clinton’s vacated Senate seat to the highest bidder – he’ll just give it away to Caroline Kennedy for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, because Paterson does not want to end up like his predecessor, Eliot Spitzer. Besides, he’s already confessed to his sins before he took oath, and he promised not to sin ever again. And, of course, Mrs. Kennedy is the daughter of a former president; therefore she’s entitled – unlike that redneck – third rate beauty queen – horny hocky mom, married to a Joe six pack - Sarah Palin.