Dumb Polls: Few Want Members of Congress Re-Elected
According to a CBS – New York Times poll, only 8% of American surveyed want to see congress reelected, because, apparently congress is interested in serving the special interest instead of their constituents who elected them. So what’s new? Come 2010 and 2012, the majority of congress will be reelected. Let’s face it: reelected incompetent idiots over and over again is as American as war and apple pie.
The Plot Thickens: Lawyer For Baptist Slave Traders Is A Sex Slave Trader
So it turns out the so-called lawyer or “legal organizer” for the 10 Baptist slave traders is not a lawyer after all. Apparently he’s wanted in the US and also in El Salvador. In the US, he’s wanted for bank fraud and a whole bunch of shit, and in El Salvador, he’s wanted for, um, SEX TRAFFICKING! MORE>
Oh No! America’s Favorite President Bill Clinton Has A Heart Scare
Earlier this week, Bill Clinton, who was given the job as Haiti’s great white hope, visited the country, and there he looked quite sick, as if one of his side bitches sucked the life out of him, literally. So it’s not surprising that he was hospitalized. Bill, who’s favorite things are hoez and big macs, is allegedly “in good spirits,” after he “underwent a procedure to place two stents in one of his coronary arteries.” Ouch, that sounds serious. MORE>
Haiti’s “Judge” Will Free The Baptist Slave Traders
Praise the lawd. The 10 Baptist slave traders who attempted many times to capture a bunch of Haitian children in a quest to “give them a better life,” even though the mastermind couldn’t even pay her fucking mortgage, will be set free very soon. According to the “source” that leaked the judge’s decision, there’s no evidence of “criminal intentions.” Umm, okay, whatever. They’re kidnappers who tried more than once to abduct a bunch of kids, while the ones with parents were enticed with photographs of paradise.
So how how much did Angelina Jolie pay this “judge” to release a bunch of children who were clearly engaging in child trafficking?
Michelle Obama Declares War On Fat Children
After a year of struggling to take on a “cause,” while her husband finishes up the job George Bush started, Michelle Obama was given the role of “childhood obesity fighter.” She’s officially declared “war” against childhood obesity, and that’s a great thing, not because we think she’s capable of winning the war, but because we’re tired of first ladies going to ghetto schools and pretending to read to children. But she’s black, so reading to a bunch of black kids won’t render the white savior effect that America relies upon so much. MORE>
Angelina Jolie, The Great White Savior, Goes To Haiti
Celebrities do all kinds of stuff to remain in the limelight, like create sex tapes, or, in the case of Angelina Jolie, assume the role as a white savior to poor black orphans. Jolie is currently in Haiti with the criminal United Nations. Funny, the UN is accused of child sexual abuse / rape in just about every country it illegally occupies.
Hey, can Angelina Jolie locate Haiti on a map? Does she know it’s the US that funded and armed the 3 decade old Duvalier dictatorship that resulted in tens of thousands of Haitian deaths? How about the fact that the UN murdered thousands of Haitian during their illegal occupation of the country, which started i 2004, or the fact that the US abducted Haiti’s democratically elected president, Jean Bertrand Aristide,and shipped him to South Africa and forbade him from ever stepping foot in his own freggin’ country?
Obama’s Health Care Orgy Party: Will The Republicans Fall For His Trick?
ObamaCare was murdered in its infancy by American voters, mainly of Massachusetts, but that’s not stopping him from using his old campaign promise of “bringing everybody together” to revive what nobody, not even the Liberals, seems to want. MORE>
Pork-Spending Porker John Murtha Is Dead
Democratic Congressman John Murtha, who in 2002 voted for the illegal invasion and perpetual occupation of Iraq, but then later pretended to be against it to save his career as a congresscritter, has died at the good old age of 77. An obvious proponent of gluttony, Murtha fed the gluttonous military industrial complex with American tax dollars, but still he was an Iraq war critic, says the mainstream media.
So the Democrats are either dying, like literally, or dying as in getting kicked out by their constituents. The Rethugs shall rise again.
Neocon Sarah Palin: America Is Ready For Another Revolution
Here is Mrs. Sarah Palin blabbering on for a whole hour at the National Tea Party Convention. She, out of all people, was invited as the keynote speaker. Palin thinks America is ready for another revolution, and she wants to lead it, apparently. Yes, the neocon puppet who thinks Africa is a country , and who proved she’s just another partisan whore by spending much of the time railing against the crappy Democrats while propping up her crappy party, wants to lead a revolution to nowhere.
Hey, we gotta give it to the Republicans for being so clever. The so-called tea party movement was hijacked in broad daylight while the Ron Paul revolution, which is the original founder of the movement, is still in the dark. So Republicans steal elections and they steal movements, too? Great.
Those Misguided Teabaggers Are Idiots, Not Revolutionaries
Obama sucks and that’s a fact, but where were these so-called teabaggers when right-wing socialist George W. Bush was auctioning off America to the highest bidder (China) to pay for his oil wars? Yeah, they were sitting on their fat asses, drinking Soda pop while justifying his every moves. So now that the idiot went back to his village in Texas, and the new puppet in the White House happens to be a black Muslim from Kenya (Haha!), they want to start protesting and starting “movements?” Hey, freedom of assembly, baby! The domesticated and pacified American mass should take the streets, pronto, in order to save America before its too late, but the loser teabaggers are a bunch of misguided tools. MORE>
