Senator Ben Nelson Tries A Little Damage Control After Brokering Deal With The Devil
When the Democrats couldn’t get enough votes to avoid a GOP filibuster and help push ObamaCare through, Harry Reid and his fellow crooks in congress decided to invest in Nebraska’s Ben Nelson – the Republican in Democrats clothing who only recently vowed to oppose the bill and then changed his mind in exchange for a 100% federally-funded medicaid deal for his state. MORE>
Too Bad, Liberals: Limbaugh Is Not Dead; Resting Comfortably
No, the Liberals did not get their wish this time. Rush Limbaugh is allegedly still alive and is “resting comfortably” in some hospital in Hawaii. So maybe Obama willl pay him a visit?
Right Wing Propagandist Rush Limbaugh Rushed To The Hospital
The media is reporting that redneck hero Rush Limbaugh, who is actually vacationing in Hawaii not far from his favorite prez Obama, was rushed to the hospital after complaining of chest discomfort.
So what sent old Rush to the hospital? Oxycontin? Too much chicken grease? Or maybe it’s the constant yelling and propaganda spewing that took a toll on his health?
Oh Jeezus, let the man recover soon, please. What would the 20 million or so idiots who gleefully ingest his lies on a daily basis do without him? Scary.
The French Say “Non, Merci” To The Carbon Tax Scheme
It looks like the French gave the global warming/climate change/copenhagen-y carbon tax the middle finger. President Sarkozy, who likes to take peeks at the derrière of 16 years old girls, attempted to shove his “green” penis down the throats of his people, but failed.
The French Constitutional Council laid a quick smack down on it, apparently.
The fact is, despite the collective stupidity of humanity, freedom is something even the most stupidest among us yearn for. The world has become too sophisticated for this nonsense.
Do We Smell A GOP Comeback In 2010 And 2012?
The GOP has a good chance at reemerging from the coma as early as 2010 and also in 2012, and here’s why:
1. Americans are pussies who are willing to give up their freedom in exchange for a false sense of security, and the exploitative GOP knows that, which is why they’re using the Detroit terr’rist incident as a way to weasel their way out of political oblivion. MORE>
According To Danny Glover, Obama’s Just A False Prophet
It’s only been a year since Obama was crowned King of the world, and already folks, including black folks – his most ardent supporters, are speaking out against him for mirroring George Bush in many ways.
The Obama honeymoon is over, apparently, and people are starting to take this marriage as the sham that it is. Danny Glover is one of them. MORE>
The Dutch Will Get Strip Searching Machines For The New Year
Last we heard, Obama blamed the Detroit incident on America’s 75 billion dollar “intelligence community,” so instead of penalizing those who failed to act on the warning signs, they’re asking us to now give up our “private property” rights in exchange for more bullshit security? MORE>
Obama Admits Homeland Security Is A Useless Cash Cow
Thank you Obama for acknowledging the uselessness of the DHS as just another cash cow government bureaucracy set up to rape the American taxpayer one paycheck at a time. At least the Americans who still have jobs.
Will The TSA Perverts Force Passengers To Strip Butt-Nekkid Before Boarding Planes?
When Richard C. Reid, infamously known as the shoe bomber, allegedly tried to blow up a plane by hiding explosive devices in his shoes, the gov’ment responded by requiring passengers to remove our shoes for inspection before boarding planes. Likewise, the 2006 transatlantic aircraft plot, where alleged terrorists allegedly tried to blow up several planes using liquid explosives, resulted in liquid being banned from planes. MORE>
War Pimps Using Same Tired Pick-up Lines On Americans To Start New Wars
Boy-oh-boy. The warmongers really do rely on the dangerously short American attention span to cook up justifications to wage war on other countries. For example, how Iran is currently breaking UN sanctions by attempting to smuggle uranium from Kazakhstan, did you know that? MORE>
