Obama Announces Faux Iraq Withdrawal Plan
Here is Mr. Counterfeit Change speeching again – this time about how he’s going to carry out his promise, and pull his big, fat imperial dick out of Iraq. But not now, later – just in time for 2012 presidential campaign season. MORE>
America Moves Towards Nationalization Of Banks
We woke up this morning to the news that our beloved government has agreed to partly nationalize Citicorp. All over the inner-net, the libtards and the wingnuts continue their never-ending e-bitchfest about socialism vs capitalism, and what’s wrong and what’s right. But what the enlightened minority sees is a moderately swift transformation into a fasco-corporatist state. MORE>
Apocalypse Nears: Hillary Clinton Criticizes Israel?!?!?!?!
Does Hillary Clinton want to lose her job or sumfin’? The secretary of state is acting like an ungrateful slave, by speaking out against her masters – the AIPAC masters who allowed her the opportunity to run the state department. MORE>
Dumb CNN Poll Claims Most Americans Support Afghanistan Troop Surge
CNN has another dumb poll out that suggests most Americans support Obama’s decision to send another 17 thousand troops to Afganistan. They survey, like, 5 people, and that’s enough to assume the majority of Americans want to prolong a “war” that can’t be won.
So it’s true – CNN works for Obama as Fox noose works for the Rethugs.
Cut The War Budget To Pay To Pay For Health care
Too bad “rich people,” but Obama plans to tax the shit out of you in order to pay for the plan to bring socialized medicine to America. If you make more than 250k per year, you will see a tax increase. Of course, the super rich are not affected since they don’t pay taxes. MORE>
Iran Slams Susan Rice For Acting Like Condoleezza Rice
Oh goodie. Obama got himself a Liberal-esque Condoleezza Rice. Her name is Susan…Susan Rice, and she’s the US ambassador to the United Nations. Suzie is already after Iran for allegedly building nuclear weapons to wipe Israel off the face of the earth, even though Israel can do that first since they already have nukes. MORE>
Senate Dems Slam Obama’s Phony Iraq Withdrawal Plan
Not that these folks have any credibility, since they’re all bitches for the war profiteers, but Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer joined Evil Pelosi to criticize Obama’s plan to keep approximately 50 thousand troops in Iraq. MORE>
Are The Profiteers Ready To Unsanitize Their War Business?
The war pimps have ordered their presstitutes to start displaying the flag-draped coffins of dead soldiers, which has been banned by Dubya’s handlers a few years ago. Some want to claim the ban was due to ”privacy concerns,” but it’s really an example of how the war profiteers sanitize the images of war, because war is (gasp!) bad for our souls, and if we, the people, see the realities of war, their war businesses will go totally bankrupt. MORE>
Senator Roland Burris, Please Don’t Resign
Roland Burris is a corrupt Jesus freak – we know, but he should fight the pressure to resign, not only because everyone in congress is a crook and we think he belongs there, but the more this thing prolongs, the better chance we have at finding out who else is involved in this nonsense. Like – for example, how his son, Roland W. Burris II – who is tax cheat – was hired by Blago as a senior counsel for the Illinois housing authority, even though he failed to pay his subprime mortgage payments on his home in Chicago.
Reich Wing Hero Joe The Plumber Selling Lots Of Books
Last we heard of ”Joe the Plumber,” was early January or something, when he was sold to Israel as a war propagandist for an undisclosed amount. But in the US now, as he was was spotted at a Border’s bookstore recently in DC, and there he sold an impressive 5 books. Maybe now he can afford to pay for the plumbing license he never had.
