Roland Burris Is Prepared To Fight For Obama’s Senate Seat
Roland Burris claims he’s completely qualified to replace Obama in the Illinois Senate, and does not want to be lynched for the crimes of the white man – Rod Blagojevich – because he was not involved in the scheme to auction off Obama’s senate seat. He’s ready and willing to use the race card to defend himself if those evil Democrats try to block his appointment.
John McCain’s Lobbyists Mistress Sues New York Times
The New York Times and several of its press whores are getting their asses sued, because nearly a year ago, the paper ran an article, suggesting lobbyist Vicki Iseman was sleeping with John McCain, who is not only married - but very old, angry, and unattractive. Of course, they both denied it, but it’s most likely true. The real reason for the lawsuit: embarrassment.
Self Hating Jew Roseanne Barr Calls Israel A Nazi State
Haha! Rosanne Barr is a self-hating Jew and a terrorist sympathizuh…and a Hamas apologist. Why else would she denounce Israel’s “peaceful” Hamas-targeted operation in Gaza, while labeling the only Democratic country in the Middle East a Nazi state? Uh huh – that’s what she had to say on her blog, while praising anti-semite Cynthia McKinney as a truth telluh.
Another Horny Politician Under Investigation By The Feds
Instead of investigating the crimes committed by the illegal Bush administration – starting with how he stole the presidency, twice - the FBI wants to instead focus on horny politicians and their stupid ways. Like – for example, Florida Congressfool Tim Mahoney, who a few months back admitted to boning multiple bitches, is under investigation, because the Feds wanna know if he violated any laws, because they want to keep busy, and look as useful as possible. It’s true that Mahoney should be reprimanded if he violated the law, but his horniness is and should always be a personal matter.
Obama Wants To Hang Or Lynch Blago’s Black Appointee, Roland Burris
Gov. Blago’s pick for the Senate, Roland Burris, is black like half of Obama, but, the prez-elect does not approve of him - not because he was appointed by Blago, but because Obama is upset the deal to sell the seat to his personal friend, Valerie Jarrett, failed. What an opportunity for our squeaky clean change-y guy to divert attention away from his Ziocon Chief-of-Staff, Rahm Emanuel, who was sent to broker the deal with Blago.
Mooning His Critics, Gov Blago Picks Obama’s Replacement
Gov. Blago’s pick to fill Obama’s senate seat is Roland Burris, a local Illinois politician and businessman, who just so happens to be black. Actually, Blago acted like a typical crook on the defense, since picking Burris, who just so happens to be black, will help reduce the amount of criticism he’s been receiving from his fellow Democrats and others, who claim his right to pick a replacement was forfeited, after he was busted for trying to auction off the seat to the highest bidder.
Apparently, Blago plans to accuse anybody who questions his choice as racist – and nobody wants to be labeled a racist, especially the Democrats who rely on black people to survive. Nice move, Blowjobabitch.
Al Franken Wins For Now
Yippie! Al Franken is currently in the lead, by a whopping 50 or so votes. But it ain’t over ‘till it’s over – and we’re not sure when that will be, if ever. Not only are there ballots yet to be counted, but both sides will continue to cry fraud and bitch about whatever power-hungry politicians, or wanna-be politicians, usually bitch about.
Cynthia McKinney Tells Of How She Was Rammed By Israelis
A relief boat name Dignity was on its way to assist the victims of the Gaza massacre, when it was fiercely rammed three times by an Israeli patrol boat – once on the side, and twice from the front. Familiar faces aboard were former US Congresschick, Cynthia McKinney, and CNN presstitute, Karl Penhaul. The boat did not make it to Gaza, and was forced to sail into Lebanon, because there were too many anti-Israel terrorists up in there – and Israel needs to defend herself, blah – blah – blah.
So, here is the rabidly anti-Semite Cynthia McKinney, on CNN American Morning, with her crazy self, giving her account of what happened on that boat. As you would imagine, Israel denied the allegations as “absurd,” because -- like -- why would they want to see Cynthia McKinney drown? Uh huh.
Republican Family Values: Unwed Bristol Palin Gives Birth To Baby Boy
Hurray! Sarah Palin’s unwed teen daughter, Bristol, gave birth to a baby boy today or yesterday – we forget, reports People magazine. The baby’s name is Tripp, or some shit, and it’s similiar to Trigg, which is more proof that the little boy with Down Syndrome is really hers and not her mother’s. Oh, the lies and the coverups.
Kucinich Rightfully Criticizes Israel, Wants Another Worthless UN Probe
Dennis Kucinich – who is one of probably three or four federal lawmakers who isn’t a property of Israel – spoke out against Israel’s killing spree in the Gaza strip, while his Democratic colleagues, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and the rest – praised their master for destroying another 350 innocent lives, in the name of self defense.
Kucinich called on the worthless UN to probe Israel’s crimes, as if the Security Council would accept any resolution that’s critical of Israel.
Our Kucinich tries, really.
