Obama Throws Rapper Ludacris Under A Bus
Haha! Rapper Ludacris was thrown under Barack Obama’s political expediency bus for being an idiot. The untalented hack recorded a “song” praising the Democratic presidential contender, while denouncing Hillary Clinton as an “irrelevant bitch.” He also threw jabs at the devil, George Bush, and trashed Rev. Jesse Jackson for admitting a few weeks ago that he fantasizes about Obama’s nuts in his mouth.
What Luda does not seem to remember (or has he ever?) is that Jackson risked his life so that people like him can have the right to be losers. Moreover, Jackson ultimately paved the way for his “man” Barack Obama, so the dumb rapper should definitely learn some respect. On the other hand, keep trashing Bush and Hillary.
McCain Ad Links Barack Obama To Celebrity Whores, Britney And Paris
Haha! Here is John McCain’s clever little ad, linking our Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He’s too black and too popular to be a politician -- so he must be a basketball player, or perhaps a rapper, or maybe an actor like Will Smith?
We know that John McCain is highly desperate, especially since he’s sleeping with the devil, George Bush, but that was a dumb political move on his part. It will definitely come back to bite him up his wrinkled ass.
Another Day, Another Indictment: Alaska Rethug Senator Ted Stevens Busted For Sleeping With Oil Lobbyists
Ted Stevens has been serving (himself) in the Alaskan Senate since God knows when, and has probably been involved in crooked activities since God knows when. And, today they finally busted him for taking money, gifts, home renovations, and most likely sex – gay or straight – from some oil lobbyists. Oh yeah, he’s just being a typical politician, sleeping with lobbyists, that’s all.
The citizens of Alaska have continuously reelected him, so they’re obviously content with evil.
Obama Is Back Home From Being A Traitor In Europe, Middle East
Oh, it’s Barack Obama. He’s back in Chicago after spending many days, engaging in un-American things, like traveling and criticizing government. From the video, Obama seems quite happy to be home, but is he not worried about the possible backlash he’ll face for talking shit about Americans abroad?
Barack Obama Lips Sore From Kissing Lots and Lots of Jewish Ass
Self hating Muslim Barack Obama engaged in a lot of Jew ass kissing during his trip to Israel. While there Obama pretended he was Jewish – just as he pretends he’s Christian in the states – by praying to G-d and doing a bunch of Jewish-y things. But, did he visit a mosque while in Iraq or Afghanistan or Jordan? Did he even bother to reach out to his fellow Muslims? The answer is nope, and nope. It’s quite evident, that his plan to “bring everybody together” does not and will never include Muslims. In fact, our “change” candidate helps add fuel to the fire of bigotry against Muslims, and that’s not the change we need.
And, and look - The Israeli media already stabbed him in the back by publishing his “sacred” prayers.
Richard Simmons mulls A Run For Congress, Would You Vote For Him?
Fitness crazy Richard Simmons told CNN he may consider a run for congress, because he feels he’ll do a better job combating childhood obesity as a politician, since he thinks it’s our government’s job to prevent our kids from getting fat.
Hey, what’s wrong with that? Congress is a joke anyway, so Richard Simmons should run whenever he thinks he’s ready.
‘Citizen Of The World’ Barack Obama Campaigns In Berlin, Germany
Here is Barack Obama reciting poetry before a massive, 200,000 strong crowd in Berlin, Germany. The crowd was enthused; we should say, but the part where he hinted on asking Germany to send troops to the Middle East, particularly Afghanistan, to help fight America’s oil wars did not seem to resonate well with the audience. Obama touts this idea that the world has to “come together” to fight evil, but he doesn’t understand that a good percentage of the “problems” he speaks of would easily go away if we’d just leave others alone. Really – that’s it.
Democrats Try To Scare Ron Paul And Others Into Voting For Aviation Saftey Bill!
A plane carrying Ron Paul – and some other congressmen from Texas, who aren’t important like Ron Paul is important – was en route to Washington from Texas, when the pilot had to make an emergency landing because of “mechanical failures.” Coincidently, the men were on their way to vote on an Aviation Safety bill when that happened! And Ron Paul – who made it on time to vote on the bill – proudly voted against it!
On another note, why is that ”mechanical failures” never happens to GOP’ers.
The Ron Paul Convention Is Moving, Y’all
Ron Paul is moving your (you Liberty lover, you) convention, which was planned two months ago, from the University of Minnesota, to a larger arena in Minnesota. Ron Paul decided on a counter convention after the RNC folks refused to schedule him to speak at the upcoming Rethug convention for obvious reasons. The truth is, Paul, who the media loves to refer to as a “long shot” candidate, would have kicked John McCain’s ass if the game wasn’t rigged.
Unfortunately, the media will cover the Rethug convention, and go on about their rogue business, pretending as if no other party is happening during their party. Only the folks who attended will know about the Paul’s convention.
Left Wing New York Times Refuses To Publish McCain’s Prowar Editorial
The Liberal, Obama-backed New York Times has declined an op-ed written by John McCain, as a response to Barack Obama’s July 14th entry, where he discussed his plan to end the “war” in Iraq within a 16 month period. The excuse for not publishing the op-ed for all to see is more of an attack on Obama then his plans for Iraq. Whatevs!
This is the same paper that unequivocally assisted the Bush cartel in selling an illegal war of conquest to the American people, and then issued a half-assed apology, while pretending to be clueless, with their multi-million dollar budget – about the prewar lies they helped feed the American public. And don’t think for one second that their shady behavior has changed, because, currently they are assisting the same “administration” in selling another imperialist war, with Iran, to the American people. So, why not be fair by Giving McCain a chance? So what if the guy wants to stay in Iraq for another 100 years. Did the New York Crimes not help pay the way, or something?
