Barack Obama Defends His Patriotism In Independence, Missouri
Barack Hussein Obama is so very tired of folks questioning his patriotism – as if Muslims can’t be patriotic – that he traveled to INDEPENDENCE, Missouri to give a speech, convincing Americans that, even though he doesn’t wear a flag pin, his love for America is as strong as the next man. Right, Obama – we believe you. Seriously, though – there’s this notion that one’s level of patriotism is based upon whether or not they wear a flag pin, and that’s pretty fucking stupid. How about George Bush who, not only stole the presidential election, twice, but who’s been engaged in a lot of anti-American actions, like lying to the American people, and stealing our tax dollars to kill Iraqi babies? Is the devil getting a pass because his name is George Bush, and he’s white and wears a flag pin? Whatevs!
Anyway, here’s your boy doing what he does best: Giving speeches.
Obama And Hillary Unite In Unity, NH
Haha. Obama is such a sucka! He is a snake oil salesman who’s willing to do whatever’s possible for votes. For example, he and his secret best friend, Hillary Clinton, visited Unity, NH to promote Democratic “unity,” because the two are a cheesy duo who like to feed their cheese to the gullible American mass. What’s more is that Obama lied about how the American people “need the Clintons,” even when he convinced millions of voters that she and her red-face husband are what’s wrong in Washington today.
But we’re going to pretend no flip-flopping has occurred, because we love Obama, and he needs to win in November, because he’s such a superstar, and we love him a lot, and a lot, and a lot.
John McCain Gets Endorsement From Vietnamese Guy Who Tortured Him
The Vietnamese guy who held John McCain in captivity as a POW for over 5 years says he would vote for McCain if he was an American. Tran Tron Duyet, the ’Hanoi Hilton’ jailer who probably had a lot of butt sex with his prisoners, including McCain, describes the Republican presidential hope-not as a “friend” who’ll make a “great president.”
If only more Americans felt the same way about McCain, he’d actually have a chance in November.
Hillary Clinton Deep In Debt, Begs For Reparations
It all started when Hillary Clinton thought she was “entitled” to be president of the Democratic Party because she’s Bill’s wife, and she’s white. The power-hungry NY senator willfully dug herself into a debt hole, and now she’s crying out for help, because she can‘t get out. But if she had problems getting support for her run for president, why in the world would she assume the same people who shunned her then will rescue her now? Looks like she’s going to have to dig into some of those off-shore accounts pay herself back and the countless others she stole from.
George Bush Does Not Care About Liberals
George Bush hates Liberals more than he hates blacks, and that’s because he hires blacks while refusing to hire Liberals. In fact, since 2002, his in-justice department has been playing a game of “All Liberals Left Behind” as he actively discriminated against law students and Ivy leaguers with an ounce of liberalism in their blood. That’s totally illegal, ya know. But one thing we have learned over the past few years is that legal or illegal is irrelevant when it comes to preserving the security of our great nation. Besides, Liberals are loud, whiny, and they hate America. More importantly, they seek to disturb the long, yet extremely important process of finding those damn weapons of mass destruction. Fuck off, Librulz! Ha!
Lamestream Media Silenced While Bush Colonizes The Middle East
The Bush loyalists of the mainstream media hardly provide the American people coverage on Iraq anymore, and that’s because we whine too much. This is especially true with the anti-America Liberals who keep bitching about how we’re not improving in Iraq, and how our troops need to come home, blah blah blah. Of course, it is the Liberal NY Times that printed the story, and that‘s because they‘re Liberal, with a Liberal agenda.
What Bush wants is for Americans to go back to sleep, and wake up when Iraq become state # 51. That’s right – Puerto Rico, Canada, and the rest can wait.
A Sad Day: Comedia George Carlin Dies
We woke up this morning to find out the sad news about the death of George Carlin. Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at the age of 71. How sad, because he was funny -- especially his rants against religion. Speaking of such -- he had no religion, so he’s not in Heaven or hell, or whatever other mythical afterlife place thingy ‘they’ promise to send us to when we die. Hmm. He’s probably stuck somewhere in purgatory. Regardless of where he is, he’s no longer on earth -- and he will be missed. Rest in peace.
Neocon Bill Kristol Says Bush Will Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran If Continues To Gain Momentum Over His Boyfriend, John McCain
George Bush – our beloved, war-crazed president – will bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran if the American people continue to favor Barack Obama for president. On the other hand, if the planned smear campaign against Obama goes as well as the GOP are hoping, and if the American people switch allegiance to McCain because of it, Bush will withhold the obliteration of the Muslim nation because John McCain is bound to continue his boyfriend’s war legacy.
Hey, we ain’t say it. Bill Kristol said it. And he’s one of the founding members of the neocunt movement, so shouldn’t he know? Yes – we think to so!
Bob Barr Has The GOP Folks Pissing In Their Pants And Panties
Faux Libertarian Bob Barr was able to buy delegates to become the Libertarian presidential nominee, and now the GOP is scared. Why? Because George Bush caused a lot of loyal Republicans to become very disgruntled, which means many of them won’t support McCain, who’s basically Bush’s long-lost brother. And, although Bob Barr’s voting record as a GOP congressman in Georgia reeks of neocon-ish extremism, the vast majority of his supporters believe he has had a change of heart, and therefore will support him in November. What’s more is that before Ron Paul dropped out of the race earlier this month, he gave a pseudo-endorsement to Bob Barr, which translates into the real shyt to the very desperate, anti-McCain, conservative bunch.
Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama Will Campaign Together In The Name Of ‘Party Unity
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton may have ran an ultra-bitter primary race, but that’s the past. The two are 100% dedicated to campaigning together, because Barack Obama is a very forgiving guy, and Hillary Clinton is a generous sweetheart who’s main priorities are maintaining party unity and serving the American people’s insatiable hunger for change. NOT! Hillary is in deep debt because she ran an extremely sorry presidential campaign, and Barack Obama is in need of those bitter, working class whites to cling to him, since many of them have not yet accepted Hillary’s concession to a black Muslim man. So, the two will campaign together, while pretending to like each other, and everything will be alright. That’s politricking, baby!
