Look! It’s The Outraged Hillary-Bots!
Well, it looks like Hillary’s supporters stuck to their plan and did what they promised -- that is protest the Florida and Michigan fiasco. Good for them, after all we are living in America, the land of freedom, prosperity, and high taxes. The only problem with these revolutionaries is that they didn’t care about their votes until Hillary brainwashed them. Frankly, this isn’t about counting votes, it’s about Hillary’s and her husband’s insatiable lust for power. Are these idiots aware of the fact that Bill Clinton is directly responsible for America’s downtrodden economy, or what? The Clintons have never cared about anybody but themselves, but Hillary have the gift to manipulate people, and that’s exactly what she’s doing.
Finally: Florida And Michigan Delegates Will Count
The good news is Florida and Michigan delegates will be seated.
The bad New is Florida and Michigan voters are half humans.
The good news is Hillary is still lagging behind and won’t catch up in terms of delegates.
So what next? Probably a “million angry white people march against “sexism” and “reverse racism.”
Racist Hillary Fanatic Calls Barack Obama ‘Inadequate’
Geraldine Ferraro’s long lost older sister’s name is Harriet Christian, and she’s a schizo cat lady living in Manhattan. The psycho traveled to Washington just to protest what she describes as injustice by the Democratic National Committee against rich white women living in multi-million dollar Manhattan dwellings. At first, she was a second class citizens, and now she’s nothing, thanks to the DNC for giving the nomination to that inadequate black negro Muslim, Barack Obama. Watch her lose her mind
Hollywood Peacenik, Susan Sarandon, Plans To Peace Out Of America If McCain Wins
Hollywood hippie-liberal-communist pig Susan Sarandon has made up her mind: If by any chance John McCain makes it to the White House, she’s leaving the country. Sarandon doesn’t really intend to leave because she has too much “faith” in the American people, more than she had 4 years ago.
Miserable Creature Bob Dole Tells Miserable Creature Scott McClellan He’s A Miserable Creature
1996 Presidential loser Bob Dole crawled out of that rock he’s been hiding under just to tell Scott McClellan how much of a miserable fool he is. Actually, Dole sent him a really mean email, and we’re surprised a guy his age knows how to use the inner-net.
Here is what he said in a email to McClellan: “There are miserable creatures like you in every administration who don’t have the guts to speak up or quit if there are disagreements with the boss or colleagues.” Umm. Ok.
He also said some other stuff about exposing Bush and his crooked posse for a few buck, and some other stuff. .
Ok, so what we’ve gathered here is that Bob Dole would rather see more dead Iraqi babies than see George Bush get a slap on the wrist, since that is all he will get. Ok, we hear you Dole the butt mole. Now go crawl back under that rock.
Condoleezza Rice Is Now A Rockstar Groupie
The “who gives a phuck” story of the day is, war criminal Condi Rice went to Sweden to discuss something about Iraq and luckily for her, the has-been Rock band Kiss was in town performing, and they asked invited her to hang out at their hotel room, and she did god knows what with the aging rockers.
Gov Paterson Will Liberate The Gays In New York!
All the gays in New York can now thank Gov. David Paterson for pushing forward to allow his state to recognize same sex marriages performed in other states, and Canada, where gay marriage is legal. So now that Spitzer’s whore ass allowed him the opportunity to govern New York, he wants to spread his immoral agenda across New York?
There are so many revolutions going on, we just can’t keep up. There’s the Ron Paul revolution, gay revolution, Hillary is a sore loser revolution, ect, ect, ect.
Neocon Michelle Malkin Mistakes Rachael Ray For Yasir Arafat
The Homeland Security Advisory System meter was raised to red (severe) this week after political whore and Fox News pawn Michelle Malkin and her kind spotted TV cook Rachael Ray wearing a neck scarf that resembled a keffiyeh – a traditional Arab headdress – on a freggin’ Dunkin Donuts iced coffee commercial. Malkin and her team of loons quickly contacted Dunkin Donuts, and lucky for us, the ad was pulled. Apparently, they thought they were seeing Yasir Arafat’s ghost and did what they felt was right for the security of America. And America is much safer now thanks to Malkin & Co. THE phucking END.
Ricky Martin Endorses Hillary Clinton
Closeted-homosexual Ricky Martin endorses closeted homosexual Hillary Clinton today. Another support your own kind endorsement, eh? Like most Hillary supporters, Ricky claims Hillary has been fighting for Latinos, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. All bullshit since the corrupt Clintons only care about three things: power, money, and absolutely nothing else.
Anyway, this endorsement came a bit too late since she’s like a few steps out the door. Soon Hillary will be a has-been just like Ricky Martin.
Larry Craig Will Write Book About Gay Bathroom Sex Adventure
Larry Craig is the gay Republican Senator of Idaho who spent his time in the Senate, supporting anti-gay legislation, not only because he’s ashamed of his own sexuality, but he’s a conservative politician, and being anti-gay is apparently the key to heaven, according to the hypocrites. Last year, Craig was arrested at an airport in Minnesota, after trying to do gay things with an undercover cop who, ironically, was investigating complaints of sexual activities at the public restroom. Craig initially pled guilty, but withdrew his guiltiness once the story went public. And now he wants to capitalize on his gay bathroom sex adventure that supposedly never happened, by writing a book once he retires early next year.
