More Horny Text Messages From Detroit Mayor And His Whore
So, more “steamy” text messages from America’s horniest and dumbest mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, has been released to the public. And special thanks to the people of Detroit for electing this corrupt dipshit to govern their city, and a double thanks to the ones who still support him after he’s demonstrated his utter incompetence. It’s no wonder Detroit is considered to be hell’s little brother.
Finally: Barack Obama Throws His ‘Spiritual Mentor’ Under A Bus
Elitist pig Barack Obama no longer needs his “spiritual mentor,” Jeremiah Wright, now that he’s got his 40 acres and a mule, so he throws him under a bus, just as he did with his racist, white grandmother a few weeks ago. Obama claims he’s “outraged” by Wright’s “divisive” comments, as if he just met the guy, and did not know him for two fucking decades. Oh yeah, Obama, we believe you, really.
Just how many folks will Obama throw under a bus before November?
Ron Paul Wants You To Buy His Book
Ron Paul, the capitalist pig we love to love so much, has written a book about his “long shot” presidential campaign, and now he wants you to buy it. And make sure you tell all your friends about it, and tell all your friends to tell all their friends about it, because that’s the only way the free market capitalist system can survive, especially with those socialist, liberal Nancy Pelosi people in congress, who are slowly but surely transforming our country into some communist hell hole.
All you overzealous Ron Paul fanatics who already poured millions into his presidential campaign, please buy his book.
Ashley Dupre Wants To Sue That Imprisoned ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Guy For Nothing
Ashley Dupre, or whatever her name is, is suing Girls Gone Wild for 10 million bucks because she claims she didn’t know what she was doing when she was shaking her 18 years old ass for the camera. She also claims she was only 17 years old when she agreed to performing softish pornish acts in front of the camera, but a videotape of her drivers license indicates she was in her 20s, which would explain why she looks way older than 22.
The whore is going to lose, so she should consider accepting the million dollar offer from Larry Flynt and invest in something. Whatever.
Hillary Clinton Gets Endorsement From NC Governor, Mike Easley
Hillary Clinton received an endorsement from Governor Mike Easley or North Carolina, but that means nothing since Barack Obama is going to win North Carolina, and ultimately the Democratic nomination. Easley, who sounds an awful lot like Hillary’s serial groper of a husband, likes power-hungry abrasive women who make Rocky Balboa look like a “pansy,” according to Easley’s own words. But, that’s completely ok if he likes Hillary for the wrong reasons, because voting for the wrong reasons has always been the American way.
Is It Time To Say Goodbye To Hillary Clinton?
You can say what you want about Howard Dean – for example, that he screams as if he’s getting boinked up the butt by a donkey, but most Americans would agree that the Democrats need to choose a candidate, pronto. Putting that delegate and superdelegate crap aside for one quick minute, it’s clear who the American people want, and that’s Barack Hussein Obama. Obama, while not perfect, is a heck of a lot better than Hillary Clinton and her third term seeking husband. That’s not to say Obama isn’t a corporate-backed candidate, but, until the Ron Paul revolution takes full effect, Americans will have to go with the lesser of the three evils, and that’ll be Obama all the way.
Jeremiah Wright’s Crazy Ass Just Won’t Go Away
The National Presstitute Club invited America’s favorite pastor, Jeremiah Wright, to answer a bunch of questions for the public, hoping they’d get an apology out of him for asking God to damn America, but that did not happen. The Revrun was as comically defiant as he was at the NAACP dinner, attacking the lamestream media for what he described as an attack on the black church.
Wright concluded the question and answer session by jokingly offering himself as a candidate for Vice President – something we were hoping he wouldn’t do, since there are so many Americans who believe in some sort of Negro invasion of the White House, where Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and other “black racist” will end up serving on Obama’s administration, in order to enslave white people and cut each and every black person a reparations check.
Jeremiah Wright Is No Ways Sorry For Screwing Things Up For Obama
Obama’s former pastor is back. Speaking before 10,000 fanatics at an NAACP fundraiser in Detroit -- the Rev-run had a lot to say, yet offered absolutely no apology for his sermons or for screwing up Obama’s campaign. Instead, he vehemently defended himself in a very comedic manner. Haha! Obama is screwed, unless he throws this guy under a bus – something we predict he will do in a matter of days, maybe weeks.
According to John McCain, Barack Obama Hates Poor People
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ccording to John McCain, who’s never been poor in his life, Barack Obama, who’s not only faced relative poverty, but worked as a community organizer in Chicago’s poorest neighborhoods, hates poor people because he opposes a so-called gas tax Holiday that will help save poor bitters a measly 30 bucks the whole summer. According to many, many economists, the so-called gas tax holiday is a complete gimmick, since the gas tax goes to making sure the roads and bridges are taken care of. And we think McCain knows it, but won’t admit it, since he’s desperate to demonstrate that he’s somehow “in touch” with the average American.
Confirmed: Barack Obama Is Black Enough
All the talk about whether or not Barack Obama is black enough should be put to rest, because it’s been confirmed that he is in fact black enough, since he sucks big time at bowling, but good as heck at playing basketball. Our future president is one mean hoop shooter, which shouldn’t be a surprise considering his ethnic makeup. You know, black people were made to do stuff like bounce balls.
