Pork-Spending Porker John Murtha Is Dead
Democratic Congressman John Murtha, who in 2002 voted for the illegal invasion and perpetual occupation of Iraq, but then later pretended to be against it to save his career as a congresscritter, has died at the good old age of 77. An obvious proponent of gluttony, Murtha fed the gluttonous military industrial complex with the tax dollars of his bitter, working-class constituents of Pennsylvania
So the Democrats are either dying, like literally, or dying as in getting kicked out by their constituents. The Rethugs shall rise again.
Neocon Sarah Palin: America Is Ready For Another Revolution
Here is Mrs. Sarah Palin blabbering on for a whole hour at the National Tea Party Convention. She, out of all people, was invited as the keynote speaker. Palin thinks America is ready for another revolution, and she wants to lead it, apparently. Yes, the neocon puppet who thinks Africa is a country , and who proved she’s just another partisan whore by spending much of the time railing against the crappy Democrats while propping up her crappy party, wants to lead a revolution to nowhere.
Hey, we gotta give it to the Republicans for being so clever. The so-called tea party movement was hijacked in broad daylight while the Ron Paul revolution, which is the original founder of the movement, is still in the dark. So Republicans steal elections and they steal movements, too? Great.
Those Misguided Teabaggers Are Idiots, Not Revolutionaries
Obama sucks and that’s a fact, but where were these so-called teabaggers when right-wing socialist George W. Bush was auctioning off America to the highest bidder (China) to pay for his oil wars? Yeah, they were sitting on their fat asses, drinking Soda pop while justifying his every moves. So now that the idiot went back to his village in Texas, and the new puppet in the White House happens to be a black Muslim from Kenya (Haha!), they want to start protesting and starting “movements?” Hey, freedom of assembly, baby! The domesticated and pacified American mass should take the streets, pronto, in order to save America before its too late, but the loser teabaggers are a bunch of misguided tools. MORE>
Naked Body Scanners Expose Your Hairy Genitals; Cause Cancer
According to many polls, the average sheeperson supports exposing their hairy genitals to the world, or at least to a bunch of TSA perverts, via naked body scanners that are currently at an airport near you or will be arriving soon, so that you can feel “safe.” But the Inter-Agency Committee on Radiation Safety, an international radiation safety organizaiton, has warned against exposing pregnant women and children to the scanners, due to radiation. MORE>
The Senate Will Again Be All White Once Roland “Too Black And Too Proud” Burris Leaves, But Who Cares?
When not busy publishing propaganda stories to further subjugate America’s collective thoughts, the Washington Post writes non-stories about how the senate is a modern Jim Crow-era club and how the upcoming departure of token black Senator Roland Burris will re-segregate the senate, and also how black politicians have a hard time garnering large amounts of support because they’re not Barack Obama. Burris, who was handpicked by his white hero Rob Blagojevich last year to replace Barack Obama, but was classified as “too black and too proud” by Harry “Negro dialect” Reid, won’t run for re-election because he’s just “too black and too proud” to raise funds to compete with with the white man. MORE>
Tax Cheat Alert: Sarah Palin Doesn’t Pay Taxes
Sarah Palin is like so 2008, but it’s worth reporting that she hasn’t paid property taxes on two of her cabins in Alashker! Yeah, a former governor who took her kids on trips with taxpayer dollars doesn’t pay taxes.No ways! Is this the Liberal “gotcha” Obamatard media’s very early attempt to try and trash her ahead of her inevitable presidential bid? Maybe. But why doesn’t the media take some time to investigate Obama as they do Sarah Palin? Is he a bisexual? What’s he and Michelle’s favorite sexual position? What’s his connection with Chicago’s biggest slumlord, Tony Rezko?
Republican Scott Brown Sworn In As The Next Ted Kennedy
Scott Brown has been sworn in today as Ted Kennedy’s successor, and as America’s hunkiest Senator. The bought-and-paid-for Republican will definitely conduct business as usual, as they always do. Brown will disappoint his constituents, as they always do. Not that that will prevent him from getting re-elected again and again and again, as they always do.
Remember Obama’s Illegal Project-Dwelling Auntie?
Barack Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango, who’s currently living in the projects in Boston, has been in immigration court recently, hoping to remain in the United States. She’s allowed to stay for now, but word the street is the judge assigned to her case is not lenient at all.
Evidently, Obama wants nothing to do with this case. After all, his mansion in Chicago was collecting dust while his dear old Auntie Tuni is sleeping in a roach infested building in ghetto Boston. And his brother’s living in a hut in Kenya. Sure, Obama should not responsible for his relatives, but isn’t he a have and have-not kinda guy?
Idaho Slave Traders Charged With Child Kidnapping In Haiti
The media lies about Haiti being a lawless country has crumbled before our eyes. Haiti’s justice system is not so “crippled” after all, as the New York Times puts it. The redneck poverty pimps who attempted to steal 33 Haitian children because “God” told them to, were charged with “kidnapping and criminal association.” MORE>
Just Imagine If It Were Haitians Who Tried To Sell American Children Into Slavery
The deceiving corporate media prints just about anything, whether factual or not, because they know the average sheeperson will believe it. For example, how a bunch of Haitian parents willingly gave away their children without hesitation, to a bunch of strangers because they “knew” they wouldn’t be able to take care of them. Even if it were true – even if the parents “willingly” gave away their children (There’s a strong stench of bullshit in the air!), the white savior missionary slave traders knew that attempting to bus those kids out of the country was illegal. In fact, it’s child trafficking either way, and if America, who loves to air the dirty laundry of other countries while hiding hers, truly believes in justice, the media should not make any further attempts to justify their actions. MORE>
